Amy: So apparently, I'm just not qualified enough for the job.
Dina: You're more qualified than Glenn ever was. Do you want me to seduce her for you?
Amy: [sighs] No. Thank you, though. Have you ever heard of something called HotNuts?
Dina: Oh yeah, that guy's great. He's worth, like, 10 million dollars.

Cheyenne: This is a good choice if you're looking for graphics and raw processing power. Um, for example, I'll just pull up my Instagram account.
Woman: Oh, I'm just looking for a "get well" gift for my mother-in-law. She doesn't use a computer.
Cheyenne: What? Corona and Stacy S. are hanging out at Chili's? [scoffs] I hate them! Like.

Garrett: You know this guy. He's a British actor, he's older, he likes being weird, he's always doing stuff with his hair. Sometimes it's long, sometimes it's short. He was in Batman.
Man #1: Oh, uh, Christian Bale.
Garrett: No, no, no. He wasn't Batman. Like I said, he's older. Just just look it up on your phone.
Man #1: Michael Caine.
Garrett: No, it's not Michael- Just pull up IMDB!
Man #1: Dude, it's Michael Caine! He plays the butler.
Garrett: Yeah, I know he plays the butler.
Man #2: The Joker?
Garrett: Yeah, the older British actor I'm thinking of is the Joker. Thank you.
Man #2: I like movies.

Justine: I'm just gonna say it. Blaine is sexy, but he is not a good manager.
Mateo: He keeps pointing at me and goes, "This guy gets it," and I don't. I don't get it.

Dina: Well, none of us would have to deal with Blaine if someone had taken the management job when Laurie offered it to her.
Mateo: What?
Jonah: Uh, wait. She gave you the job?
Amy: No. No. I mean, technically yes, she did, but only because I walked in on her doing something embarrassing.
Dina: Let's just say it involved her nose and cocaine.

Glenn: Okay, well, maybe prison won't be too bad. You know, maybe I can be the guy that tells the warden that the other guys are doing bad things and I'll just work my way up.

Garrett: Gary Oldman. Gary Oldman! Yes, it's Gary Oldman!
Cheyenne: Oh! I don't know who that is.

Amy: Really? That's the picture you chose?
Dina: I had to blow up the staff photo. I couldn't find any other photos of you. Other than the one from Cheyenne's wedding, but with all the hair and makeup, it looked like you were trying to be a supermodel.
Amy: Yeah. Good call.
Dina: I think it looks good. Boss.

Jonah: Well, I'm sorry we couldn't get you all the way.
Glenn: Yeah, but you tried your best, and I really appreciate that.
Mateo: Are you gonna be okay?
Glenn: Yup, don't worry about me. Everything's gonna be just fine. [gets into car]
Mateo: I can't believe he's not freaking out. [Glenn drives forward]
Jonah: Yeah, well, I mean, once you finally decide to tell the truth- Wait, what's he-
Mateo: Whoa, no, stop!
Jonah: No, no, no, no, no!
[After Glenn crashes through the storefront, Jonah and Mateo run into the store]
Jonah: Glenn!
Mateo: Oh, my God, Glenn!
Jonah: Are you okay?
Garrett: [pants] That ought to cover it, right?
Jonah: Yeah, pretty much.
Mateo: Uh-huh.
Glenn: Yeah. Yeah, I thought so.

Dina: And I finally get to stop sucking up to this guy. [chuckles] Right?
Amy: That's what you've been doing?
Dina: Yeah.