Jonah: Well, great, then, you know. We let the single best candidate we have take another job.
Garrett: All right, what about sex offender guy? I mean, do we know what he did? I mean, maybe it wasn't even that bad. Maybe he just, like, peed in the park or something.
Jonah: Oh, I- I looked it up. It- It wasn't that.

Jonah: Look, Penny, we want you. You're the only person we want.
Penny: Well, that sounds great, but I already told the plasma donation center I would start Monday.
Garrett: What?
Jonah: Oh, no.
Garrett: You don't want to do that. Those guys are dicks.
Jonah: They're never gonna value you the way we do.
Garrett: Mm-hmm.
Jonah: When you're here, you're family.
Penny: Aww.
Garrett: Well, that is that is Olive Garden, but we are a family.
Jonah: Come on, Penny. We know you want to say yes.

Penny: Oh, I'm workin', workin' workin' workin Workin' [grunts] Yes, I'm dancin', dancin' dancin' dancin' Dannncing
Glenn: So, this is who you guys hired, huh? That's an interesting choice.
Penny: Oh! Hey, guys.
Garrett: Uh-oh, she spotted us.
Penny: Who wants to rhumba?
Garrett: Oh, no.

Amy: [sobs] With coupons, you save $12. Sorry. Hormonal. I had a baby two days ago. The chip-reader's broken. It's broken. [sobs]

Sandra: [whimpers] The flames are burning my eyes!
Dina: [on video call] Well then, don't look at the flame.
Sandra: I feel like the sparks are coming in through the holes. Ow! Ow, ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

Penny: Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga choo-choo! Go-back express coming through!
Garrett: I find her extremely annoying, but that is what a train sounds like.
Jonah: Oddly realistic.

Lonnie: Excuse me, ah, are you guys still doing interviews for seasonal help?
Jonah: Unfortunately, the last spot has been filled.
Lonnie: Ah! Sucks. Got caught up in a flame war with some guy on Fortnite. Totally lost track of time.
Garrett: I know what that's like.
Lonnie: Well, here's my resume. Um, ignore the useless philosophy degree. Um, I guess you can keep it on file or throw it away as soon as I walk out of here. I'll never know.
Jonah: Uh, hey, there there's nothing on here I should know about, like a swastika tattoo or something, right?
Lonnie: No.
Jonah: Good. That's perfect.
Garrett: Yeah, you're cool, dude.
Lonnie: Thanks, guys. I, um feel like your bar is a little bit low, but uh, feels really nice to hear. If you need anyone, just give me a call.

Penny: [walking backwards] Beep. Beep. Beep. Go back. Pick up. Any go-backs for robot truck?
Garrett: No.
Penny: Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.
Garrett: I hate her.
Jonah: She's the worst.

Penny: You're firing me? But I already turned down the other job. You said we were a family.
Garrett: Yeah, we did, and we are, but families split up. Happens all the time. And sometimes dads burn down their homes 'cause they can't handle the pressure. I mean, that's... That's sad.

Amy: [on the phone] No, I don't know what that cry means, Adam. No, do not put him on the phone. Parker, put your father on the ph- [sighs] You don't know what that means. Mommy loves you. I'll see you soon. Bye.