Dina: Okay, I found a costume shop with two Minion costumes.
Glenn: Do I have a weird voice?
Dina: Yeah. It's preposterous. Anyway, I guess they were rented for some birthday party, but the kid was murdered or kidnapped, or changed his mind or something. I don't know. I wasn't listening. The point is, you two should go right now and pick them up.
Amy: What? Why us two?
Jonah: Together?
Dina: We have a lot to do. All right? Henry can't be around children. Marcus is on his third DUI. Elias is afraid of Minions. Nobody knows where Brett is!

Amy: Uh, wow. This is the worst. Sorry, no, I... no. I just meant that... that this... This is the worst.
Jonah: You want to listen to a podcast?
Amy: Sure.
Jonah: My phone got stolen from my trailer. I thought you were going to say "no."

Mateo: [shouts over fan] I love you! I love you! Can you hear me? [construction worker walks by] I love you! I love you! I'm just doing a test. I don't even really know how I feel about it for sure. I mean, it's complicated. I'm Mateo!
Construction Worker: Okay, man.
Mateo: Okay, man. See you around! [mouths words] So hot.

Dina: Listen, uh... I'm sorry I didn't know who you were before. I'm not super up on pop culture.
Howie Mandel: Don't worry about it.
Dina: [chuckles] Look at us. An hour ago, I had no idea who you were, and now we're flirting. [chuckles] Well, you should probably get back to straightening around the registers. [Howie Mandel laughs] What's funny?
Howie Mandel: You're being serious?
Dina: I'm sorry. Am I supposed to say "Action" or something?

Glenn: How's it going with the ribbon?
Mateo: Well, I'm six minutes into this video on how to tie a fancy bow, and this guy's still talking about his cat! It's like, "We get it. You're gay."

Glenn: [meekly] It's my great pleasure to welcome you to Cloud 9. [backs away from microphone]
Jeff: Thank you, Glenn. That was beautiful. Thank you very much. Um, okay, hey, listen. Let's cut that ribbon and check it out! [applause]
Glenn: But first, the comedic stylings of Mr. Howie Mandel!
Howie Mandel: Uh... This, uh, event was set up by my, uh, appearance agent, not my, uh, performance agent. Performing is a whole... different negotiation, so, uh... Thank you, everybody. [quiet applause]
Glenn: Then I guess... I guess I'll keep talking.

[Amy and Jonah are wearing Minions costumes]
Jonah: Badabadbadaba.
Amy: "Badabadabadaba?" What... really?
Jonah: I've never seen the movie. I thought they spoke gibberish.
Amy: They speak a blend of pidgin languages mixed with gibberish, but "badabadbadaba," that's almost racist. [both chuckle]
Jonah: Banana. Banana. Beep-boop-bop-bop-boop.

Mateo: How you been?
Jeff: Good, thanks. Yeah, I'm in a good place. You know, I've been hitting the gym pretty hard. Doing a lot of Zuh-mba.
Mateo: Um, I just need to ask you something. Did you get a voice mail, by chance?
Jeff: Oh, sorry, one second. Uh, ooh, I have to take this. It's Chad.
Mateo: Your ex, Chad?
Jeff: Yes. We got back together. [answers phone] Hey, sweetie.
Mateo: Mm, just real quick. It's pronounced Zumba, okay? And your toupee, it's garbage. You look like a fry cook.

Glenn: [to Jonah] Okay, well, this is going to be fun. Now, do you want to room with Timur or Jacob? Timur's a sweetheart, but he does have night terrors. On the other hand, Jacob is really quiet, but in a scary way. Sometimes you wake up and he's just standing over you.
Garrett: All right. You can stay with me.
Jonah: Really? Are you... are you sure?
Garrett: No, I'm definitely not sure, but whatever.
Glenn: Oh, okay. Well, if anything changes, the men's bathroom key also works on my front door.

Cheyenne: Wow, that's really bad luck.
Jonah: Yeah, it... well, it wasn't just my apartment. The tornado leveled the whole building, so...
Cheyenne: Scary. Were you in it at the time?
Jonah: No, I was... here, at the time.
Cheyenne: Oh, right. Blonde moment.