Glenn: I hope you all had an amazing vacation.
Garrett: By "vacation," you mean the two months we were laid off without pay?
Glenn: Uh-huh.

Glenn: Anyways, I've been doing a lot of soul-searching since the tornado, and...
Construction Worker: Coming through!
Glenn: Almost got me there. And... and it's been raising some big questions for me. [construction workers cut through] Questions like... [more construction workers cut through] Questions that...
[cut to Glenn addressing the staff in the break room:]
Glenn: Why did the tornado hit us? And why did it stop when I prayed to Allah? And why...
Cheyenne: Ah! Sorry. I almost fell.
[cut to Glenn addressing the staff in the parking lot:]
Glenn: Does that mean that Allah is the one true god? Or that Allah and Jesus are the same god? [truck reverses] Or... or that they're different gods, but with varying responsibilities?
[cut to Glenn addressing the employees behind the store:]
Glenn: What's the meaning of... [jackhammer buzzing] What's the... [jackhammer buzzing]
[cut to Glenn standing by the side of a "Deer Crossing" road sign:]
Glenn: So that's what I've been thinking about. Anyone else have thoughts on that? [silence] Okay, then. Let's get to work!
Jonah: What was that, a 20-minute walk?
Mateo: 23.
Dina: Remember, single file when we cross the highway.
Glenn: Are we cloud one?
All: No.

Jonah: Yeah, so anyway, everything I own is gone, and now I'm... I'm living in a FEMA trailer.
Mateo: So in a way, you're officially trailer trash now?
Jonah: Well, I am living in a trailer, so...
Mateo: Ha. Admits it.

Cheyenne: Oh. Why don't you move into Garrett's apartment?
Garrett: No! No. I mean... nah. Jonah doesn't want to live with a roommate. He's an adult.
Jonah: Yeah, no. I... I mean, I... I would, I would love that, but I would never... I would never impose.
Garrett: But I mean, it wouldn't be a problem. I could do it. It's just that it's... really cramped.
Jonah: Sure, sure, yeah.
Cheyenne: Oh. I thought you had a two-bedroom.
Garrett: Ah, okay. Sure, yes, you know, if you want to get architectural about it, then yes, I do have a second bedroom, but, when you use a wheelchair, you need multiple bedrooms.
Cheyenne: Oh. Why?
Garrett: Safety. Excuse me. Gotta go.

Jonah: Hey, Marcus!
Amy: Marcus!
Jonah: Hey, what's going on, buddy?
Marcus: Just carrying some stuff.
Jonah: [laughs] Classic Marcus.
Amy: Hang out!
Jonah: Yeah, I'm glad they hired you back.
Marcus: Okay. Thanks. I will. Hey, listen, I've been thinking we should kick Mateo out of the friend group.

Glenn: [on the phone] So, maybe they're the same god, but with different responsibilities.
Jeff: Yes, can we table that?
Glenn: Oh, sure.
Jeff: I just want to make sure that, construction aside, you're going to be ready for the opening.
Glenn: Oh, don't worry. I got your email right here. Uh, we got door prizes, and Minions for the kids, and Howie Mandel's coming?
Jeff: No, not the head of marketing. The comedian. Same name.

Garrett: [into microphone] Attention, employee... Attention. Test. Testing. Ah, dang it. [shouts] Listen up, everybody! We're opening today in, like, four hours! So that means we need to be ready in, like, four hours! To be honest, I don't think we can do that. Just doesn't seem possible. It's not something that can be accomplished. But that's just my opinion, though. All right. Peace!

Myrtle: How about slow and bad?

Dina: Uh, we're closed. You're going to need to come back at 3:00.
Howie Mandel: I'm not a customer. I'm Howie. Mandel. I was told to be here at 11:00.
Dina: Oh, you're working here?
Howie Mandel: Yeah, kinda.
Dina: Oh, damn it. God! I hate when they don't tell me about new hires. Okay, find yourself a vest and a name tag and go help Leonard in produce. Sorry about that.
Howie Mandel: I'm Howie Mandel.
Dina: Yeah, that's fine. Tell payroll. Vest. Tag. Produce. Go!
Howie Mandel: What... America's Got Talent?
Dina: I don't know what you're asking me.

Marcus: Oh, hey, listen. I heard about your living situation and if you want, you can crash with me.
Jonah: Wow. Uh, that's... That's really nice, Marcus. Thank you.
Marcus: Yes! The horsemen! Living together! Partying hard. Luring ladies back to the pad.
Jonah: I'm sorry. "Luring?"
Marcus: [laughs] Hilarious. You know what I mean.
Jonah: I don't, actually.
Marcus: You're a crazy man. We're going to be on fire. Chicks are going to be banging down the door, and we'll be like, "Please, ladies, one at a time."
Jonah: One at a time, as in there's... there's two of us and one of them?
Marcus: No. [laughs awkwardly]