Woman: Are these your things?
Elaine: Yeah.
George: Elaine, I can't wait anymore. I'm gonna miss the beginning.
Woman: Well, we'll take these seats. Would you please remove your stuff?
Elaine: No, no, they'll be here.
Woman: But I am here. They are not. They're coming. George, listen, run over to the Paragon... and give Kramer the two tickets so they can come in. These are taken. Taken. Then, if you hurry back, you won't miss the beginning.
George: Well, you go, and I could save the seats. You said you don't like saving anyway.
Elaine: [to people on the other side] No, taken! Taken, taken. I'm getting the hang of it.

George: Why don't you give me the 20, I'll stop and get change... and then you and I can, you know, settle up.
Elaine: Can we do this later, George?
George: What's the point of discussing it anymore. You'll give me the money when you have it. I trust you.

Elaine: No, I'm sorry. These are taken. They're in the lobby buying popcorn. [to someone else] What are you doing? These are taken!
Woman: Which one?
Elaine: These two and this one. [to someone else] No, don't come over here! These are taken. Go! Go! These are taken. They're taken! They're taken! Oh, take them. [three people sit down next to Elaine]

Buckles: Jerry, could you do me a personal favor? And if I'm out of line, please let me know. Could I keep my trench coat in your closet for a few months?
Jerry: Your trench coat in my closet?
Buckles: Jerry, my closet is packed to the gills. I'm afraid to open the door. Just for a few months. It'll make all the difference in the world.
Jerry: I can't keep your coat in my closet.
Buckles: I'm sorry you feel that way.
Jerry: Well, that's how I feel.

Buckles: Hey, your friends aren't here.
Jerry: They must be inside. I'm gonna run in and tell them I can't make the movie.
Buckles: We should go see "Rochelle Rochelle". I hear it's really hot.
Jerry: No, thanks. Maybe some other time.
Buckles: Really? Do you mean that?
Jerry: No, I don't.
Buckles: But you like the athlete's-foot bit, right?
Jerry: No. No. I was kidding. It was terrible. Here you go. I'll see you later.
Buckles: Do you want me to wait for you?
Jerry: No. Don't wait.
Buckles: Jerry, I'll wait just to make sure you get in, that's all.

Woman: So I got home, and he was vacuuming. I mean, he's 12 years old. Who else but my Alan would do something like that? And then last night, he put on my high heels. He put on such a show for us. He was dancing around, lip-synching to A Chorus Line. I mean, you can see he's got talent.
Elaine: Excuse me. Excuse me.
Woman: What's the problem?
Elaine: You're talking.
Woman: It's the coming attractions. So anyway, he sings, he dances. [Elaine gets up and walks away] And you know what he's gotten into now? He is cooking. He does a great...

Man: Ticket, sir?
George: We've just been through this. You don't remember? We just had this exact conversation a minute ago.
Man: I need to see your stub.
George: I got the stub. I got the stub. I put it right in my pocket. I got the... I'm telling you, I got the stub. I just... I don't know where it is.
Man: I can't let you in without your stub.
George: You just let me in. We just did this a minute ago. All right. Okay. There. There you go, okay? That's my other friend's ticket. You happy now? You got two tickets. Two of my friends.

Man: Ticket, sir?
Kramer: No, see, my friend bought me a ticket. See, I'm late. She's already inside.
Man: Go ahead. Enjoy the movie.
Kramer: Thanks.
[in the theater:]
Kramer: Is that seat taken?
Woman: It's all yours.

Jerry: You got my spot?
Buckles: That athlete's-foot bit killed.
Jerry: Really?
Buckles: You think I need to lose some weight?
Jerry: Weight? No. You just need some height.
Buckles: Jerry, don't start up with me. What are you doing now?
Jerry: What am I doing? My whole night's ruined. I didn't do any sets. I didn't go to the movies.
Buckles: Come on. We can still catch most of "Rochelle Rochelle".
Jerry: Rochelle Rochelle?
Buckles: A young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.
Jerry: Minsk?

[in the theater to see "Rochelle Rochelle":]
Elaine: Give me a break!
Jerry: Elaine?
Elaine: Jerry.
Jerry: Elaine.
Man: Shut up.
George: Jerry?
Jerry: George?
George: Elaine?
Elaine: George.
Jerry: But where's Kramer?
Man: Will you shut up?
Elaine: I don't know. Does this movie stink or what?
Jerry: Let's get out of here.