Elaine Quote #237
Quote from Elaine in The Movie
Woman: So I got home, and he was vacuuming. I mean, he's 12 years old. Who else but my Alan would do something like that? And then last night, he put on my high heels. He put on such a show for us. He was dancing around, lip-synching to A Chorus Line. I mean, you can see he's got talent.
Elaine: Excuse me. Excuse me.
Woman: What's the problem?
Elaine: You're talking.
Woman: It's the coming attractions. So anyway, he sings, he dances. [Elaine gets up and walks away] And you know what he's gotten into now? He is cooking. He does a great...
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Movie’ Quotes
Quote from Jerry
[stand-up:]
Jerry: What's with the age gap hiring policy at most movie theaters? Did you ever notice, they never hire anyone between the ages of fifteen and eighty, you know what I mean? Like, the girl that sells you the ticket, she's ten. Then there's the guy who rips the ticket, he's a hundred and two. So, what happened in the middle, there? You couldn't find anybody? It's like they want to show you how life comes full circle. You know, you're fifteen, you sell the tickets. Then you leave, you go out, you have a family, kids, marriage, career, grandchildren. Eighty years later, you're back in the same theater three feet away. Ripping tickets. Took you eighty years to move three feet.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Will you do me a favor? If you see a guy who's about 5 foot 11, he's got a big head and flared nostrils,
tell him his friend's gonna be right back, okay?
Quote from George
George: Excuse me, have you seen a guy with, like, a horse face, big teeth and a pointed nose?
Cashier: Flared nostrils?
George: Yeah.
Cashier: Nope. Haven't seen him.