Elaine Quote #235
Quote from Elaine in The Movie
Woman: Are these your things?
Elaine: Yeah.
George: Elaine, I can't wait anymore. I'm gonna miss the beginning.
Woman: Well, we'll take these seats. Would you please remove your stuff?
Elaine: No, no, they'll be here.
Woman: But I am here. They are not. They're coming. George, listen, run over to the Paragon... and give Kramer the two tickets so they can come in. These are taken. Taken. Then, if you hurry back, you won't miss the beginning.
George: Well, you go, and I could save the seats. You said you don't like saving anyway.
Elaine: [to people on the other side] No, taken! Taken, taken. I'm getting the hang of it.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Movie’ Quotes
Quote from Jerry
[stand-up:]
Jerry: What's with the age gap hiring policy at most movie theaters? Did you ever notice, they never hire anyone between the ages of fifteen and eighty, you know what I mean? Like, the girl that sells you the ticket, she's ten. Then there's the guy who rips the ticket, he's a hundred and two. So, what happened in the middle, there? You couldn't find anybody? It's like they want to show you how life comes full circle. You know, you're fifteen, you sell the tickets. Then you leave, you go out, you have a family, kids, marriage, career, grandchildren. Eighty years later, you're back in the same theater three feet away. Ripping tickets. Took you eighty years to move three feet.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Will you do me a favor? If you see a guy who's about 5 foot 11, he's got a big head and flared nostrils,
tell him his friend's gonna be right back, okay?
Quote from George
George: Excuse me, have you seen a guy with, like, a horse face, big teeth and a pointed nose?
Cashier: Flared nostrils?
George: Yeah.
Cashier: Nope. Haven't seen him.