George: Hey, you know what else is playing here? "Rochelle Rochelle". I wouldn't mind seeing that.
Elaine: Yeah. You know, men can sit through the most pointless, boring movie if there's even the slightest possibility that a woman will take her top off.
George: So, what's your point?

George: By the way, you owe me $7.50.
Elaine: All right. Can you break a 20?
George: No. I don't have any change.
Elaine: Well, then I'll pay you later.
George: Or I could take the 20, and I could pay you later.
Elaine: Yeah, you could.
George: Might be easier.
Elaine: Well, how's that easier? I mean, then you would owe me $12.50... instead of me owing you $7.50.
George: Either way.
Elaine: Yeah, it's the same thing.
George: So can I have it?
Elaine: I tell you what, I'll get the popcorn and the soda.
George: What do you mean, you'll get the popcorn and the soda?
Elaine: I will buy your popcorn and soda, and we'll call it even.
George: I'll tell you what. Give me the 20, I'll buy you a popcorn and soda... and I'll throw in a bonbons.
Elaine: George, you're sapping my strength.

Buckles: Jerry!
Jerry: What are you doing here?
Buckles: Hey, do you think this is funny? "Why do they call it athlete's foot? You don't have to be an athlete to get it. I mean, my father gets it all the time, and believe me, he's no athlete!"

Kramer: Listen, I'm gonna get a hot dog at Payapa King.
George & Elaine: No, wait!
George: You're not going to get back here in time!
Kramer: I'm starving. I haven't had any dinner!
Elaine: You can get a hot dog in the theater.
Kramer: I don't wanna get a movie hot dog! I want a Papaya King hot dog!

Elaine: Kramer, Jerry is going to be here any second, and then this line is going to start moving, and we're going to end up in the front row.
Kramer: Well, just save me a seat.
Elaine: No! I don't want to save seats. Don't put me through that! I once had the fleece just ripped out of my winter coat in a seat-saving incident!

Elaine: Can you believe him?
Kramer: He spaced out.
Elaine: How long would you have stood in the ticket-holders line? [Kramer is silent] Yeah, exactly...

Kramer: They got one at the Paradise at 10:45.
Elaine: No, I don't wanna go to a miniplex multi-theater.
George: It's the same movie. What's the difference?
Elaine: No, it's not a theater. It's a room where they bring in POWs to show them propaganda films.

Buckles: So then, when I was 12, the whole family moved from Bensonhurst to Sheepshead Bay. We were right on the water. The whole atmosphere stunk from fish. You know that fishy smell I'm talking about?
Jerry: Yeah, yeah. The fishy smell.
Buckles: To this day I won't eat fish. Do you eat fish?
Jerry: Yes! Yes, I eat fish!
Buckles: I don't know how you eat that crap.
Jerry: Take the Park.
Buckles: No, no, take 55th. No, there's beautiful homes there. There's lovely, talented, attractive people. You'll thank me. Jerry, I want you to do me a favor: No more fish.
Jerry: Okay. I get your point.
Buckles: I have a point?

Elaine: What about Kramer and Jerry?
George: I'll wait here for them. You go in and save seats.
Elaine: Me? But that's three seats. I can't save three seats. I told you about that guy who tore up my winter coat.
George: Save them, go.
Elaine: No, but George. George.

Jerry: Fifty-Fifth Street. Great idea. Saturday night, theater traffic. Good move.
Buckles: I wonder how Ike Turner would react in traffic. "You better move that car, girl, before I bust you up." And what about Jose Feliciano? "It's not bad enough that I can't see, I have to sit here for two hours. I don't think so." It can be anybody. People down through history reacting in traffic. Franklin Roosevelt: "Driver..."
Jerry: All right, all right. I got the bit.
Buckles: Jerry, I want you to have this piece of material.
Jerry: That's very nice of you. I can't do the voices.
Buckles: Jerry, don't start up with me.
Jerry: I gotta get out of this cab.
Buckles: But, Jerry, we're riffing.
Jerry: No, I'm not riffing. I'm ignoring. Do you understand the difference?
Buckles: Can you help me get on The Tonight Show?