Jerry: I'll see you.
Buckles: You're leaving?
Jerry: Yeah.
Buckles: Jerry, take the coat. Please. One month.
Jerry: I don't want the coat.
Buckles: Jerry, call me when you get home, so I know you're okay.

Elaine: What happened to you?
Jerry: I missed you at the other theater. Then I missed my set, and I had nothing to do.
George: Oh, man. Look at this. I sat in gum.
Jerry: What happened to Checkmate?
Elaine: Oh, I went out to get popcorn, and some creep took my seat.
George: Hey, by the way, you owe me $7.50.
Jerry: But I didn't even use the ticket.
George: I still paid for it.
Jerry: I only have a 20.

Elaine: That's my coat. Give me that. Where did you get that?
Kramer: It was on the seat.
Elaine: You took my seat?
George: You owe me $7.50.
Kramer: Yeah. Right.
Elaine: What is this stain?
Kramer: It's yellow mustard. Can you break a 20?