Angela: You know who's a good actor? Anthony Quinn.
Jerry: Oh, Anthony Quinn, fine actor. But from what I understand, not a very good driver. Hits everything on the road. But always leaves a note.
Angela: Did you ever see Zorba the Greek?
Jerry: Excellent film. In fact Quinn said he never felt so good as when he left a note after smacking into a car.
Angela: Come here.

George: Really, I was... I was only kidding around.
Robin: He was only joking Michael.
Michael: You think you're so damn special because you say 'God bless you'?
George: No, no, I don't think I'm special. My mother always said I'm not special.
Robin: He was only joking Michael! Sorry.
Michael: All right! Take his side!
Robin: I am not taking his side.
Michael: Well, who's side are you taking?!
Robin: Well, I'm not taking your side!
[After Robin sneezes, George gestures to Michael that the floor is his]

Jerry: Kirk Douglas. Now there's another very bad driver. But he's such an unbelievable guy, that when he hits someone, he doesn't even leave a note. He sits in his car and waits for the other person to show up so he can
exchange license, registration, and apologize.

George: I said, "God bless you". Was that so wrong?
Jerry: The question is, did you allow a space for the husband to come in with his "God bless you"? Because as the husband, he has the right to first refusal.
Elaine: [over intercom] It's me.
Jerry: Come on up.
George: Yes, yes, I definitely waited. But let me say this: Once he passes on that option, that "God bless you" is up for grabs.
Jerry: No argument. Unless, she's one of these multiple sneezers, and he's holding his "God bless you" in abeyance, until she completes the series.
George: Well I don't think she is a multiple sneezer, because she sneezed again later, and it was also a single.
Jerry: What if she's having an off night?

Elaine: Well, If it isn't mister gesundheit!
George: Oh, yeah. Like there's something wrong with saying "God bless you". I was raised to say "God bless you". [Jerry sneezes] Ah, shut up.

Jerry: You know, if you want to make a person feel better after they sneeze, you shouldn't say "God bless you", you should say, "You're so good looking''.

Elaine: Are you actually considering this?
George: I can't have an affair with a married woman, that's despicable!
Elaine: Yeah, it's like hitting a car and driving away without leaving a note.
Jerry: Yeah.

Kramer: Hey, you know who owns that car?
Jerry: What car?
Kramer: The one that was hit a couple of nights ago.
Jerry: Yeah, who?
Kramer: That blond across the street. You know the one with the long ponytail, she wears those blue sweatpants.
Jerry: The blond with the blue sweatpants! Yeah, I think I've seen her.
Elaine: Well, I've got to get going. I'm meeting a guy with grey sweatpants.
Kramer: Wait, wait, wait. How do you know it's not John Tesh?

Jerry: Anyway, I just wanted you to know, that I'm going to do everything I can to make sure the party responsible is made to be responsible or something very close to that.
Becky: [strokes Jerry's arm] Well, God bless you.
Jerry: Thank you very much.

George: Oh, my God. I must be crazy. What have I done?
Robin: Oh no, what's wrong?
George: What's wrong? I'll tell you what's wrong. I just committed adultery!
Robin: You didn't commit adultery, I did.
George: Oh, yeah.
Robin: If I didn't do it with you, I would have done it with someone else.
George: Well, I wouldn't want you to do that. You know, there's a lot of losers out there.
Robin: Maybe even someone who didn't say, "God bless you".
George: Well, that's a given.
Robin: In three years with Michael, not one "God bless you".
George: Must be hell living in that house.