Jerry Quote #419
Quote from Jerry in The Good Samaritan
George: I said, "God bless you". Was that so wrong?
Jerry: The question is, did you allow a space for the husband to come in with his "God bless you"? Because as the husband, he has the right to first refusal.
Elaine: [over intercom] It's me.
Jerry: Come on up.
George: Yes, yes, I definitely waited. But let me say this: Once he passes on that option, that "God bless you" is up for grabs.
Jerry: No argument. Unless, she's one of these multiple sneezers, and he's holding his "God bless you" in abeyance, until she completes the series.
George: Well I don't think she is a multiple sneezer, because she sneezed again later, and it was also a single.
Jerry: What if she's having an off night?
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Good Samaritan’ Quotes
Quote from Jerry
[stand-up:]
Jerry: Well, I would say the concept between the car phone, and the phone machine, the speakerphone, the airline phone, portable phone, the pay phone, the cordless phone, the multiline phone, the phone pager, the call waiting, call forwarding, call conferencing, speed dialing, direct dialing, and the redialing, is that we all have absolutely nothing to say, and we've got to talk to someone about it right now. Cannot wait another second. I mean, come on. You're at home, you're on the phone. You're in the car, you're making calls. You get to work, "Any messages for me?" You gotta give people a chance to miss you a little.
Quote from Elaine
Elaine: What does it mean anyway? "God bless you". It's a stupid 'stuperstition'.
Jerry: A stupid what?
Elaine: Whatever.
Quote from Jerry
[stand-up:]
Jerry: A man is paralyzed, mentally, by a beautiful woman. Advertisers really take advantage of this. Don't you love those ads where you see, like, the woman in the bikini next to the 32-piece ratchet set, you know, and she's... You know, we'll be looking at the girl in the bikini, and looking at the ratchet set going, "All right, well if she's right next to the ratchet set, and I had that ratchet set... I wonder if that would mean that... I better just buy that ratchet set."