Michael: [on the phone] Hi, it's Michael.
Elaine: Hi, Michael!
Michael: Is Robin there?
Elaine: Robin? No, why?
Michael: Uh, she said she was going to be with you.
Elaine: No, I haven't spoken to her all day... Uh, yeah right, um... As a matter of fact, um, she was here, and she uh, left a note, but I wasn't here, but I have the note, uh, right here.
Michael: If she's not with you, then where is she?
Elaine: Well I, I don't know.
Michael: Is she with your bald friend from the other night?!
Elaine: No. No. Come on Michael!
Michael: He's finished! I'm going to sew his ass to his face! I'm going to twist his neck so hard his lips will be his eyebrows! I'm going to break his joints, and reattach them! [sneezes]
Elaine: You're so good looking.

Angela: Now, you listen to me, suck face! You tell anybody, anything, and I will carve my initials in your brain tissue!
Jerry: Let me rephra-
Angela: I'll bash your skull into a vegematic like a bad cabbage, and I'll have a party on your head!
[Elaine walks in]
Jerry: Hi, Elaine, this is Angela.
Angela: I'll pluck all your body hairs out with my teeth!
Jerry: Well, I think I get the gist of it.
Angela: So you don't say anything to anybody about me hitting that car!
Jerry: [shrugs] What car? [hands Angela her purse]
Angela: Good. I'm glad we understand each other.
Jerry: It's not complicated.

Elaine: [laughs] Well, well, well, Mr. Seinfeld! That must have been so frightening when you confronted that guy, in Queens. Now, um, let me just see if I've got this scenario right.
Jerry: All right, Elaine.
Elaine: No, no, no, no, no. Because I'm picturing French Connection, kind of thing. You know? Sort of a Popeye Doyle chase through the city!
Jerry: It was just a couple of blocks.
Elaine: Oh, no, no, come on. Don't be so modest!

Elaine: Michael called me today, and he asked me where Robin was.
George: Yeah, okay.
Elaine: And I said I hadn't seen her.
George: What?!
Elaine: No, no. George! You don't understand! She didn't tell me she was using me as an excuse! Okay?! But then I realized what was going on, and I said that she left a note. Um, but he didn't really buy that. And then, and then he did mention your name.
George: He mentioned my name?! What did he say?!
Elaine: He said he was going to sew your ass to your face.
George: What? Why couldn't you think of something?!
Elaine: Well, I don't know, he caught me off guard!
George: You lie! How hard is it to lie?!

Jerry: Anyway, this person told me to tell you to get an estimate on the damage.
Becky: Well, I already got an estimate. It's $875.
Jerry: $875?
Becky: That's right.
Jerry: Uh. Well, I'll tell you what. Um, I'll give you a check, and then this person can pay me back. Uh, who do I make it out to?
Becky: Becky Gelke. G-E-L-K-E.
Jerry: So, what are you doing this weekend? [hands check to Becky]
Becky: You have got some nerve! You smash up my car, you don't admit it, and now you want to ask me out on a date?
Jerry: I didn't do it!
Becky: Yeah righ- [Becky sneezes]
Jerry: You are so good looking.
Becky: [closes door] Thank you.

George: Jerry, let's go! You ready?
Jerry: You sure you want to do this? I'm going to be on the road for three weeks!
George: Excuse me, I've got a maniac stalking me, I'm not staying in the city.
Jerry: All right.
George: Come on, let's get out of here.

Kramer: I just talked to Becky Gelke outside, she told me how you hit and ran.
Jerry: I-
Kramer: I don't even want to look at you anymore! All these years of friendship, and you're nothing but a felon. You're an embarrassment to the building.
Jerry: I didn't do it! I just had to pay her to cover for somebody else!
Kramer: Now, you're not going to lie to me, are you?
Jerry: No, never.
Kramer: All right. Well, glad we got that straightened out because I've got a date with her.
Jerry: You got a date with Becky Gelke?!
Kramer: Yeah. Going out with her Saturday night.
George: Jerry, can we get out of here?!
Kramer: As a matter of fact, if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have even had an excuse to talk to her.
Jerry: Well, I'm happy to help, in any way that I can.