Elaine: You know, maybe Kramer was right. Some people should just give up. I have.
Jerry: What did you wanna be?
Elaine: I don't remember, but it certainly wasn't this. Look at this cartoon in The New Yorker. I don't get this.
Jerry: Me neither.
Elaine: And you're on the fringe of the humor business.

George: [joins Jerry and Elaine] Hey.
Elaine: Hey, George, look at this.
George: That's cute.
Elaine: You get it?
George: No, never mind.
Elaine: Come on. We're two intelligent people here. We can figure this out.

George: Well, Janet should be here any minute.
Jerry: You've been hiding her from us. You must really like her.
George: Oh, Jerry, the minute I saw this girl, we just clicked. She's got such a nice face. Her eyes, her mouth, nose.
Elaine: We know what a face consists of.

Elaine: Jerry, she looks exactly like you.
Jerry: She does not.
Elaine: You know, maybe she doesn't. I don't care.

Jerry: Hey, Kramer.
Kramer: Well, hey. You got some messages. Yeah. George, George, Elaine. George again. Elaine. Newman. But that was a crank call. Yeah, and some Sally woman called, says thanks a lot. Yeah, she's quitting the business. You ruined her life.
Jerry: What? You're the one who ruined her life.
Kramer: Well, that's not how she remembers it.
Jerry: Well, I gotta talk her out of this.
Kramer: I thought you said she stinks.
Jerry: She does stink. And she should quit. But I don't want it to be because of me. It should be the traditional route. Years of rejection and failure until she's spit out the bottom of the porn industry.

Kramer: Oh, who's Janet, huh?
Jerry: George's girlfriend. Elaine thinks she looks like me, but I think it's, as you would say, kooky talk.
Kramer: You know what woman I always thought you looked like? Lena Horne.
[George and Janet enter]
George: Hey. Hey.
Kramer: Hey, George. And you must look exactly like Jerry. You don't see this? Oh, you're like twins. This is eerie.
George: Kramer, what are you talking about? Janet doesn't look anything like Jerry.
Janet: Maybe we do look a little like each other.
George: No, what do you know about what you look like?
Kramer: Come on, George. Relax. Just because they look alike, that doesn't mean you're secretly in love with Jerry.

Kramer: Yeah, she's a nice girl, kind of quiet, though.
Jerry: What are you doing? Don't tell a woman she looks like a man. And George doesn't wanna hear his
girlfriend looks like me. Frankly, neither do I.
Kramer: Well, how should I have broached the subject?
Jerry: You don't broach. You keep your mouth shut.
Kramer: Well, sounds like someone's having a bad day.
Jerry: Yeah, because of you.
Kramer: Well, then I think one of us should leave.

Jerry: Sally, you can't quit the business. This is all because of me? [Sally whimpers] You can't give up. You don't think people tell me I stink? When I'm on-stage that's all I hear. "You stink. You suck. We like magic."
Sally Weaver: Really?
Jerry: Of course. I stink. You stink. It's show biz. Everybody stinks.
Sally Weaver: Yeah, you've been stinking since the '80s.
Jerry: All right, I think we've covered my act. Now, you get out there and stink it up with everybody else.
Sally Weaver: All right. Yes. Thank you. I'm gonna do it. [she stays and plays with her food]
Jerry: Now.

Elaine: Well, I've asked everyone at work and no one gets this cartoon. I mean, I don't understand why, but I am gonna get to the bottom of this.
Jerry: Oh, I think we're at the bottom.

Elaine: Hey, George. Janet seems really nice. And she's quite a handsome woman.
George: What does that mean?
Jerry: Yeah, what does that mean?
George: What do you mean by that?
Elaine: Enjoy. [exits]