Jerry Quote #1718
Quote from Jerry in The Cartoon
Jerry: Sally, you can't quit the business. This is all because of me? [Sally whimpers] You can't give up. You don't think people tell me I stink? When I'm on-stage that's all I hear. "You stink. You suck. We like magic."
Sally Weaver: Really?
Jerry: Of course. I stink. You stink. It's show biz. Everybody stinks.
Sally Weaver: Yeah, you've been stinking since the '80s.
Jerry: All right, I think we've covered my act. Now, you get out there and stink it up with everybody else.
Sally Weaver: All right. Yes. Thank you. I'm gonna do it. [she stays and plays with her food]
Jerry: Now.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Cartoon’ Quotes
Quote from Newman
Newman: Excuse me, Miss Weaver? Oh, my God, it is you. I've seen your show six times.
Jerry: What a surprise.
Newman: You're great. It's great. It's so great to see a show that's about something. [looks at Jerry]
Quote from Kramer
Jerry: So you're saying UNICEF is a scam?
Kramer: It's the perfect cover for a money-laundering operation. No one could keep track of all those kids with those little orange boxes of change.
Quote from George
Elaine: Now, we got a dog and a cat in an office.
Jerry: It looks like my accountant's office. There's no pets working there.
Elaine: The cat is saying, "I've enjoyed reading your e-mail."
George: Maybe it's got something to do with that 42 in the corner.
Elaine: That's a page number.
George: Well, I can't crack this one.
Elaine: Oh, this has gotta be a mistake.
George: Well, try shaking it.