Jerry Quote #1717
Quote from Jerry in The Cartoon
Jerry: Hey, Kramer.
Kramer: Well, hey. You got some messages. Yeah. George, George, Elaine. George again. Elaine. Newman. But that was a crank call. Yeah, and some Sally woman called, says thanks a lot. Yeah, she's quitting the business. You ruined her life.
Jerry: What? You're the one who ruined her life.
Kramer: Well, that's not how she remembers it.
Jerry: Well, I gotta talk her out of this.
Kramer: I thought you said she stinks.
Jerry: She does stink. And she should quit. But I don't want it to be because of me. It should be the traditional route. Years of rejection and failure until she's spit out the bottom of the porn industry.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Cartoon’ Quotes
Quote from Newman
Newman: Excuse me, Miss Weaver? Oh, my God, it is you. I've seen your show six times.
Jerry: What a surprise.
Newman: You're great. It's great. It's so great to see a show that's about something. [looks at Jerry]
Quote from Kramer
Jerry: So you're saying UNICEF is a scam?
Kramer: It's the perfect cover for a money-laundering operation. No one could keep track of all those kids with those little orange boxes of change.
Quote from George
Elaine: Now, we got a dog and a cat in an office.
Jerry: It looks like my accountant's office. There's no pets working there.
Elaine: The cat is saying, "I've enjoyed reading your e-mail."
George: Maybe it's got something to do with that 42 in the corner.
Elaine: That's a page number.
George: Well, I can't crack this one.
Elaine: Oh, this has gotta be a mistake.
George: Well, try shaking it.