Kramer Quote #1059
Quote from Kramer in The Cartoon
Kramer: Yeah, she's a nice girl, kind of quiet, though.
Jerry: What are you doing? Don't tell a woman she looks like a man. And George doesn't wanna hear his
girlfriend looks like me. Frankly, neither do I.
Kramer: Well, how should I have broached the subject?
Jerry: You don't broach. You keep your mouth shut.
Kramer: Well, sounds like someone's having a bad day.
Jerry: Yeah, because of you.
Kramer: Well, then I think one of us should leave.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Cartoon’ Quotes
Quote from Newman
Newman: Excuse me, Miss Weaver? Oh, my God, it is you. I've seen your show six times.
Jerry: What a surprise.
Newman: You're great. It's great. It's so great to see a show that's about something. [looks at Jerry]
Quote from Kramer
Jerry: So you're saying UNICEF is a scam?
Kramer: It's the perfect cover for a money-laundering operation. No one could keep track of all those kids with those little orange boxes of change.
Quote from George
Elaine: Now, we got a dog and a cat in an office.
Jerry: It looks like my accountant's office. There's no pets working there.
Elaine: The cat is saying, "I've enjoyed reading your e-mail."
George: Maybe it's got something to do with that 42 in the corner.
Elaine: That's a page number.
George: Well, I can't crack this one.
Elaine: Oh, this has gotta be a mistake.
George: Well, try shaking it.