‘My Princess’
Season 7, Episode 11 - Aired May 8, 2008
After a punishing day at work, Dr. Cox tells Jack a bedtime fairy tale based on events at the hospital: Elliot had a patient whose illness she could not diagnose, made harder by Dr. Kelso threatening doctors who worked past the end of their shifts.
Quote from Janitor
[fairy tale:]
Ted: I'm going to miss those two. They never once spit on me.
Janitor: You seem like a nice enough guy. Why you still working for Lord Oslek?
Ted: I tell most people it's because I'm under an evil spell, but really it's a self-confidence thing.
Janitor: Yeah, I get that. Say, you want to go hollow out some villagers and use them as kites?
Ted: Do I?
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Dr. Kelso: You're both suspended.
J.D.: You can't do that.
Dr. Kelso: This is my hospital, I can do whatever I want. [stands up to reveal he's in his underwear] Get it?
Elliot: Sir, you can't suspend me. I'm private practice.
J.D.: And I've had zero patient interaction, so there's no liability issue.
Dr. Kelso: So this can't come back to me?
Both: No.
Dr. Kelso: Then get out.
Quote from J.D.
[fairy tale:]
J.D.: Now, where were we in that dungeon?
Elliot: Focus. We have to save my maiden. But how are we supposed to find a golden ring in an endless forest?
Dr. Cox: Remember what you heard when you weren't even listening.
J.D.: Am imagining him?
Elliot: Imaging who?
J.D.: Asked and answered.
Quote from J.D.
[reality:]
J.D.: I just remembered something. I was barely listening.
[flashback:]
Boon: A genetic defect that presents with anemia and causes copper build up in the liver and other organs, - destroying them.
Debbie: What is Wilson's disease?
[present:]
J.D.: It's Wilson's disease.
[fairy tale:]
Debbie: This is for you.
J.D.: The golden ring.
Quote from J.D.
Elliot: How do we know for sure it's Wilson's disease?
J.D.: She'll have copper deposits around her iris.
Elliot: What does it look like?
J.D.: A little golden ring.
Quote from Turk
[fairy tale:]
Elliot: Turla, how can we defeat the monster?
Carla: We
Turk: Must
Carla: Go
Turk: To
Carla: The
Turk: Delicatessen
Carla: What?
Elliot: I knew they just did that alternating words thing to bug me.
Carla: Now, meet us at the potion shop so we can get a spell to stop that monster.
Turk: But first we must stop at the drug store. I need to pick up something for her time of the month.
Carla: It's our time of the month.
Turk: Is that why I keep crying for no damn reason? 'cause I didn't ask for this. Do we look fat?
Carla: We look beautiful, baby.