[fairy tale:]
Ted: I'm going to miss those two. They never once spit on me.
Janitor: You seem like a nice enough guy. Why you still working for Lord Oslek?
Ted: I tell most people it's because I'm under an evil spell, but really it's a self-confidence thing.
Janitor: Yeah, I get that. Say, you want to go hollow out some villagers and use them as kites?
Ted: Do I?