Turk Quote #566
Quote from Turk in My Princess
[fairy tale:]
Elliot: Turla, how can we defeat the monster?
Carla: We
Turk: Must
Carla: Go
Turk: To
Carla: The
Turk: Delicatessen
Carla: What?
Elliot: I knew they just did that alternating words thing to bug me.
Carla: Now, meet us at the potion shop so we can get a spell to stop that monster.
Turk: But first we must stop at the drug store. I need to pick up something for her time of the month.
Carla: It's our time of the month.
Turk: Is that why I keep crying for no damn reason? 'cause I didn't ask for this. Do we look fat?
Carla: We look beautiful, baby.
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Quote from Dr. Cox
[fairy tale:]
Carla: Look, the battle has begun.
Dr. Cox: My name is Percival Cox. You're killing my friend. Prepare to die.
Quote from Ted
Dr. Kelso: Attention, dumb-dumbs. Many of you have been disregarding the hospital's 12-hour shift policy. Now, I don't care if you think your patients need you, when your shift is over, I want you to go home to your sad, empty lives. Tired doctors make mistakes, and the hospital is liable. Believe me, you do not want to find yourself in a court of law. Tell them what happens there, Ted.
Ted: Well, we'll all wear long black robes and beautiful white, curly wigs.
Dr. Kelso: That's England, Ted.
Ted: Are you sure?
Quote from Todd
Carla: J.D., you're a parent now, you gotta be better prepared.
Turk: Yeah. That's why we just stocked up on extra baby oil lotion and diapers.
Todd: Why? Is there a party this week-end?
[everyone pauses]
J.D.: [v.o.] Recently we realized that with Todd, if we didn't move and stayed very quiet, he'd eventually get confused and leave.