Dr. Kelso: Would somebody please tell me who's pregnant?
Turk: Carla.
Dr. Kelso: Another kid? My God! How many does that make?
Turk: This is her first one.
Dr. Kelso: If you say so, son.

J.D.: [beeping] Hello, Janitor hiding around the corner waiting to grab me.
Janitor: How'd you know that was me?
J.D.: I'm holding a GPS warning device that goes off whenever you come within 100 meters of me. It's responding to a sensor in your stomach.
Janitor: I knew that wasn't a penny.
J.D.: You'll never get near me.

Turk: Dr. Cox, Dr. Kelso. Look who I've got.
Dr. Cox: Hey, Carla.You're glowing.
Carla: Really?
Dr. Kelso: Nurse Espinonsa, have your breasts gotten bigger?
Carla: Whoa! Dr. Kelso, that is inappropriate.
Turk: Baby, that sounds like a compliment to me. Maybe you're just a little hormonal.
Dr. Cox: Well done, Bob. A little direct, but I definitely think we put the idea of pregnancy in her head.
Dr. Kelso: Oh, is that what we were doing? I was just making conversation.

Carla: I have been a little moody.
Turk: Yes, you have been. This morning I was a little nauseous, but I thought it was pizza rolls I had for breakfast. Yes, I like them. We can get them from now on.

Nurse Roberts: Hey! Somebody get me down from here!
Carla: What's she yelling about?
J.D.: I don't know. I'll have someone from the Psych ward check her out.

J.D.: [v.o.] I was a little anxious because it was time to change Mr. Beeper's batteries. All clear to the left, all clear to the right. You can do this.
Janitor: He's 100 meters away and it's gonna him at least take ten seconds to change batteries. That's not even a world-record pace. Ready set go!
[The Janitor jumps over a series construction barriers to knock J.D. down in under ten seconds]
Janitor: Time! [beeps] Still got it.