Roland: Johnny, I gotta talk to you. Listen, uh, I don't wanna piss in your punch bowl, okay, but, um, I got a bad feeling about this buyer guy of yours.

Johnny: Very successful. His family made a fortune in the shelving business.
Roland: Okay, fine. Um, he called me while he was bumping uglies with this old lady.
Johnny: Oh no, really?
Roland: But that's not the problem. The problem is he put me on the speaker phone. I mean, who would do such a thing? I mean, that's something you would do.
Johnny: No, no,
Roland: As soon as he put me on his speakerphone I thought of you.
Johnny: That's not something...

Mutt: So you're leaving. What'd Ted say about that?
Alexis: Uh... He proposed.
Mutt: Really? So what'd you tell him?
Alexis: I told him I was leaving.
Mutt: But if you weren't, you would?
Alexis: 'kay, is this a Barbara Walter special or something? I'm leaving. That's it. You don't seem to be crying about it.
Mutt: I think it's nice you're going back to your natural habitat.
Alexis: I'm not a dolphin, Mutt.

Alexis: Well, excuse you in that coat.
Ronnie: I know, Jocelyn gave it to me.
Alexis: What? Knock-off's are getting so good these days.
Ronnie: Thanks. I can't wait till winter. I'm gonna feel like Patty LaBelle.

Johnny: The deal fell through, honey.
Alexis: So when are we leaving?
Moira: We're not leaving, Alexis. We didn't sell.
Alexis: We're not leaving? Oh.
Moira: Are you going to be all right?
Alexis: I'm pretty sure I'm engaged, and I'm pretty sure I just cheated on my fiance.
Johnny: She'll be okay. Where's your brother?
Alexis: Who?
Johnny: David!

Johnny: Told you I'd sell this town. Didn't I tell you?
David: Yes. Not to diminish your accomplishment, but you did say that a handful of times. I think eight, to be exact.
Johnny: It bears repeating.

Alexis: What are you doing?
David: Well, I'm gonna go to New York and, um, see some people.
Alexis: Oh, what people?
David: You don't know them. Just people.
Alexis: I thought everyone just kind of dropped you like flies when you couldn't pick up the tab at the Waverly anymore?

David: Well, I was thinking maybe we could get a A two-bedroom apartment in Manhattan and not have to live in Brooklyn.
Alexis: Honestly, David, and like no offense, but when I get out of here, I'm gonna get my own place so I can pack how I wanna pack and I don't have to be called a circus freak all the time.

Moira: Ding-dong.
Jocelyn: Moira, hey!
Moira: Hi, Jocelyn.
Jocelyn: Gosh, you look so glamorous today.
Moira: Oh, thank you. Some days it just works.

Stevie: Are you stealing Roland's truck?
David: Yeah. It's not exactly a Tesla, but it'll get our bags to the airport.