Moira: It's a great coat. At least let us see it on you.
Jocelyn: I gave it away. I'm sorry. It just it didn't suit me. And I thought about Ronnie and, you know, she could always use some more feminine pieces in her wardrobe, and so I took it over to her and she really liked it, so I paid it forward.
Moira: Well, Jocelyn, there are certain things that are just not done: Smoking in a car with a baby, unless you crack a window; tipping before tax; mixing drinks with cola; and giving away a coat that doesn't belong to you.

Moira: David? Should I take this with me?
David: If I'm being perfectly honest, it's very low on the totem pole of coats of yours that I like, but-
Moira: It was a gift from your father.
Johnny: Hey, that's a good coat. I outbid Richard Branson for it at the Kiminski auction.
Moira: I did get sick of having hot coffee and blood thrown at me. You know who covets this coat? Jocelyn. I could bestow it upon her as a parting gift.
Johnny: We may want to put pen to paper before we start giving away designer clothing, sweetheart.
Moira: It would be her first piece of clothing made outside of mainland China. I'm gonna do it.

Johnny: People do come out of comas.
Moira: Oh, I'd kill for a good coma right now.

Alexis: Honestly, I cannot wait to get to the beach.
David: What?
Alexis: Yeah, I'm going to St. Barts with Jenna, Leisha, and some other girl with an "ah" name that I can't quite remember.

Ronnie: So you did good work, princess.
Alexis: Thank you.
Ronnie: Yeah. Perfect attendance, nothing but glowing reviews. And you must have done a some number on Mutt.
Alexis: What do you mean?
Ronnie: His hours were up a month ago, he kept coming anyway.
Alexis: What?
Ronnie: Yeah, maybe he just got bored. Or maybe he just likes pretty girls in hippy hats. Know what I mean, string bean?

David: I just have a different kind of relationship with my friends where we don't need to be in constant contact with each other.
Alexis: Okay.
David: You should, um, come to New York after you're done.
Alexis: And do what, eat a cronut at a Brooklyn flea market?

Moira: So I guess you heard the news.
Jocelyn: I heard there was someone interested in buying-
Moira: Yes, we're leaving.
Jocelyn: I didn't know it was finalized.
Moira: And since we're leaving- Dear God it feels good to be saying that! I would like to give you this as a little keepsake to remember me by.

Jocelyn: Wow. Is-is it a wig?
Moira: No. It's a coat. It's the coat.
Jocelyn: What coat?
Moira: The coat you kept going on about that one time.
Jocelyn: Are you sure it was me?
Moira: Oh, it's absolutely tragic, Jocelyn, that I will never see or speak to you ever again. But I will have my memories and you will have this incredible coat. Goodbye, dear friend.
Jocelyn: Goodbye, Moira Rose.

Alexis: Well, me and my family are leaving.
Ted: Oh. Oh, okay. Well, in that case then, um, here, there's something that I need to show you.
Alexis: Okay.
Ted: Uh, originally, we were gonna be on an all-inclusive vacation when I did this-
Alexis: What's an all-inclusive vacation?
Ted: Alexis Claire Rose, will you marry me?
Alexis: Uh, uh... Yes! If I was staying, then yes! A thousand times, yes! And if things were different and I wasn't leaving, um, then definitely yes!
Ted: So is that a no?
Alexis: Yes.

Twyla: Oh, hey, Mr. Rose. I heard you guys were leaving.
Johnny: Yes, yes, we are, and I just wanted to thank you for all the great service over the past few months.
Twyla: You're welcome. Yeah, judging by your tips, I was never really sure.