Roland Quote #41
Quote from Roland in Town for Sale
Johnny: Very successful. His family made a fortune in the shelving business.
Roland: Okay, fine. Um, he called me while he was bumping uglies with this old lady.
Johnny: Oh no, really?
Roland: But that's not the problem. The problem is he put me on the speaker phone. I mean, who would do such a thing? I mean, that's something you would do.
Johnny: No, no,
Roland: As soon as he put me on his speakerphone I thought of you.
Johnny: That's not something...
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Quote from Moira
Moira: It's a great coat. At least let us see it on you.
Jocelyn: I gave it away. I'm sorry. It just it didn't suit me. And I thought about Ronnie and, you know, she could always use some more feminine pieces in her wardrobe, and so I took it over to her and she really liked it, so I paid it forward.
Moira: Well, Jocelyn, there are certain things that are just not done: Smoking in a car with a baby, unless you crack a window; tipping before tax; mixing drinks with cola; and giving away a coat that doesn't belong to you.
Quote from Moira
Moira: David? Should I take this with me?
David: If I'm being perfectly honest, it's very low on the totem pole of coats of yours that I like, but-
Moira: It was a gift from your father.
Johnny: Hey, that's a good coat. I outbid Richard Branson for it at the Kiminski auction.
Moira: I did get sick of having hot coffee and blood thrown at me. You know who covets this coat? Jocelyn. I could bestow it upon her as a parting gift.
Johnny: We may want to put pen to paper before we start giving away designer clothing, sweetheart.
Moira: It would be her first piece of clothing made outside of mainland China. I'm gonna do it.
Quote from Moira
Johnny: People do come out of comas.
Moira: Oh, I'd kill for a good coma right now.