Alexis: Okay. So as you know, Singles Week has been taking up a lot of my time, um, because this could be like, a big step forward in my career, and generally speaking, this is like a very cute look for me.
Ted: Okay.
Alexis: Okay not finished yet. The problem is, I've been having um, a hard time focusing on this exciting career opportunity because my mind has been elsewhere.
Ted: Oh, I just assumed that's how you always work.
Alexis: Thank you, Ted, but this is different. I love you. I'm in love with you. And, I know I really don't have any right to say that to you. And also, I know you're in a relationship, um, and I'm happy for you, I really am, I just feel like if I didn't tell you how I felt, I would literally go insane. You're the sweetest man I've ever known. And that's it.
Ted: Wow, I didn't I don't know what to say.
Alexis: You don't have to say anything. Um, but maybe I could take a puppy home for the night.
Ted: You know I can't let you do that.
Alexis: Yeah, no. That's no problem. Um, I was just thinking if there was like, a particularly runty one, like Cindy, or like, no, no. That's okay.

Alexis: It's just that we don't want people adopting sad dogs. You know, like, singles are sad enough, so we want the puppies to be happy, and fun, and flirty.
Ted: Yeah, I got that note in your email, uh, but, as you know, these are rescue dogs so it's kinda hard to guarantee fun.

Alexis: Okay, then I will just add that to the immense list of things that I have to do this morning.
Moira: Alexis, you know me, I'm not one to overstep, but perhaps you might be able to strike a few more to-do's off that list if you and Ted spend a little less time fussing over this canine auction.
Alexis: It's a puppy adoption, and we're done. Planning. So, thank you.
Moira: [squeals while holding a picture of a puppy]

Johnny: Stevie, why do you keep doing that?
Stevie: I don't know, okay! It might be causing the rash, but it's also the only thing that's making it feel better.

Johnny: Okay, well we have to now go and see David.
Stevie: No, I think it's a better idea that I just go home.
Johnny: After we handle this. This is the last thing we need in the middle of a rollout!

Johnny: Hello? No one at the counter! Who runs a business like this? Anyone could just walk in here and shoplift.
David: Okay, nobody's just walking in here and shoplifting.

Johnny: David, we have a problem. We have a big problem. You could be sued!
David: What?
Johnny: For retail negligence. Stevie, show him your arms again.
Stevie: I don't want to show him my arms.
David: I don't wanna see her arms again.
Johnny: You realize you're gonna have to talk to Patrick and tell him that you two are gonna have to take a bit of a breather when it comes to... [gesturing to his face]
David: Ew!
Johnny: You know, could be contagious.
David: Oh my, God.

Johnny: Yeah, and here you were this morning, acting like you were doing us a favour with the rollout.
David: Okay, this is one of our best-selling products.
Johnny: Well, we're gonna have to roll it back in. And stop touching your face!
David: You stop touching your face!

Roland: Well, gang, just about time for me to clock out. I gotta tell you two, this time sheet you have is really complicated. By the time I finished filling it out, I was already into overtime. So do you guys have an overtime sheet I can fill out?

Roland: Whoa. Stevie! Geez! Yowzer!
Johnny: It's just a reaction to David's moisturizer.
Roland: Well, boy, leave it to Stevie to get a rash from a moisturizer when she's sitting right next to poison oak.
Johnny: What poison oak?
Stevie: Excuse me?
Roland: Well, right here. It's, uh, poison oak in that vase there.