‘The Rollout’
Season 4, Episode 11 - Aired April 3, 2018
Johnny is excited about the rollout of the motel's new branding, until Stevie gets a rash from the toileteries supplied by David's shop. Meanwhile, Alexis works to organize Singles Week, and Moira is called up for jury duty.
Quote from Johnny
Stevie: Where did you get those flowers, Mr. Rose?
Johnny: Well, I talked to a few florists, and then I decided it was more authentic and economical, if I just went out back and picked some.
Roland: Uh, correct me if I'm wrong here, Johnny, but I don't think poison oak is that expensive.
Johnny: I didn't know it was poison oak!
Roland: Mmm-hmm.
Stevie: Wait a second, if you picked them, then how come you don't have the rash?
Johnny: Well, I was wearing gardening gloves.
Quote from Stevie
Johnny: So, someone's gonna have to tell David before he takes it all back.
Stevie: No offense, Mr. Rose, but I'm pretty sure that someone is not going to be me.
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: It sounds like it's actually raining harder.
Mutt: So just take the day off, like old time's sake.
Alexis: Um, I am a college graduate, Mutt. Singles Week is not community service, it's actually very important to me.
Mutt: And I respect that.
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: What is happening?
Mutt: I don't know, I just thought we were here, it's raining, felt like nothing had changed.
Alexis: Yeah, I can see how you would make that leap, but things have changed for me.
Mutt: That's cool.
Alexis: We did have some fun in here, though.
Mutt: Yeah, we did. You were quite the heartbreaker.
Alexis: Yeah. Not like, super proud of that, but...
Quote from David
David: [on the phone] Okay, well I don't know what to tell you, Brenda, I'm rashy! Rashy! Yeah, the batch must be contaminated or something, it's like, some, some cream-borne virus! Yes, it's the cream. My skin is normally fresh, and dewy, and blemish-free. Well, I've already sold half the stock!
Quote from Johnny
David: What now?
Johnny: Oh, I'm just dropping by, you know. Oh, place looks great, really uh, really shaping up.
David: Yeah, I'm just on the phone with the vendor that sold us the infectious moisturizer, so...
Johnny: Well, does the vendor have a sense of humour, because this is a good one! [chuckles] Remember the conversation we were having this morning about, you know, the rash? Well, it turns out it wasn't the moisturizer, it was poison oak. [laughs]
David: [on the phone] Brenda, can I call you back?
Johnny: You know, it seems poison oak accidentally found its way into the floral arrangements at the motel.
David: How did that happen?
Johnny: I don't know. I don't know how it happened. I think someone, someone must've thought it was a beautiful plant.