Moira: Are you sure you don't want to call a tradesman or someone, John?
Johnny: Moira, I don't need a tradesman. I can handle a screwdriver, okay? This is working out just fine. And that is in. Look at this. Instant lock.
Moira: Yes, let me tell you, Eddie. You look awfully good in that blue collar.
Johnny: [goofy voice] Well, thank you very much, Mrs. Rose. I don't often get compliments when I'm fixing doors.
Moira: Oh, Edward, I'm afraid I must tell you, I shan't be able to pay you today.
Johnny: Well, that's okay, Mrs. Rose. Maybe there's um some other way you can pay me, if you get my drift.
[Alexis opens the door, ripping the lock off]
Alexis: Did you take my mask? Thank you.
Johnny: [goofy voice] Well, maybe I'll use a bigger screw, Mrs. Rose. Don't you go anywheres.
Moira: I'll be right here, Eddie.

Roland: All right, directions. Super easy, Johnny. Here's what I want you to do. Okay, I want you take highway 10 to Loon Lake Road north, okay? I want you to take a right there. There's gonna be a split in the fence, I want you to go left at that split, and keep going. Go through the intersection of Loon Lake Road south, okay? And then you're gonna find Pine Road. Now you go up Pine Road, I want you take a right at that big oak tree, all right? It's old, it's big, you can't miss it. You go down the hill to the left and we're the third cabin on the right, okay? The key's under the mat.
Johnny: Got it.
Moira: Really?
Johnny: Key is under the mat.

Stevie: Here's the thing. Um, I'm sorry that you and your sister are in a domestic, and I'm sorry that I invited Eric. That joke was funnier in theory.
David: Bad joke.
Stevie: But I'm gonna need you to come back in there.
David: Why?
Stevie: Because I don't really like most of those people and, believe it or not, we are in the middle of a very intense game of drunken charades and my team is losing. Badly.
David: Well, that's not really my thing.
Stevie: It's not my thing either, but you were right, we're way too similar and I am having a very hard time losing, so I will happily let you get back to this big queen bed if you'll just help us win a few more rounds. Just need somebody sober.

Alexis: Oh, my God, what's happening?
David: I saw hell is what's happening. Oh, my God.
Alexis: What?
David: Oh, my God.
Johnny: David, what you just saw was your mother and me-
David: I know what I saw.
Johnny: -having an intimate moment.
David: I cannot unsee that!
Johnny: Okay, and I refuse to feel guilty about being in bed with my wife.

Moira: Your father and I have some very important news.
Alexis: If you tell me that you're pregnant, I'm gonna vomit on this floor right now.
Moira: Oh, can you imagine?

Johnny: We're planning a trip.
David: Okay.
Johnny: Just to a cabin, overnight And we request that the two of you not try to contact us for the next 24 hours.
David: I really appreciate you doing that for me.
Johnny: I'm doing it for us.
David: Well, it's to my benefit.

David: So I think I'm gonna go next door because your mess is making me anxious.
Alexis: What mess?
David: You know how clean my apartment was in New York. It was so clean. It was really clean.
Alexis: Well, it was very clean because you had a maid to keep it very clean for you.
David: No. I kept it clean after Cecilia cleaned. Anyway, I think it's best if we just take some space and um... I am looking forward to sleeping in a bed that his not made for a toddler.

Alexis: Okay. I'll just chill here in my own space and Yeah. Maybe I'll do a mask or something and check in with myself and see how I'm doing...
David: Okay, so we're good?
Alexis: Yeah.
David: Okay. See you tomorrow.
Alexis: Okay.
[later, Alexis enters the other room:]
Alexis: I'm out of mask. I was so bored in there!

Alexis: Okay, so I think that we should take advantage of mom and dad being gone.
David: I am.
Alexis: Okay, but like throwing a party or something.
David: No. Absolutely not.
Alexis: Just a tiny, little, casual motel party.
David: Okay, Alexis, I have no interest in finding out what types of people are attracted to "casual motel parties."
Alexis: But you do have an interest in lounging on a bed that mom and dad have had sex all over?
David: Why would you do that to me right now?

David: Okay, fine. Something small.
Alexis: Yes!
David: Like a little games night.
Alexis: Yes, like a small, little games night party.
David: No. Like a little games night period.
Alexis: Okay, fine. And then, if it turns into something else, it turns into something else.
David: Well, it won't 'cause there's only six people invited. Any more and game play gets too yelly.
Alexis: It gets very yelly. Okay, this party is gonna be-
David: It's not a party.
Alexis: -awesome!
David: It's not a party.
Alexis: So. Much. Fun! I'm so excited!