‘The Cabin’
Season 1, Episode 5 - Aired February 3, 2015
Unable to enjoy a moment of privacy at the motel, Johnny and Moira are offered Roland's cabin for the weekend. Meanwhile, Alexis tries to make the most of her parents' absence by throwing a party, despite David's reluctance.
Quote from David
David: She died! She's a dead person!
Twyla: Marilyn Monroe!
David: No! She helps people!
Twyla: Oprah.
Stevie: Calcutta! Calcutta!
David: Calcutta! The lepers!
Alexis: She's the mother. She's a mother.
David: It's not your turn, Alexis!
Quote from Mutt
Twyla: Princess Diana.
David: No! She's- The lepers in Calcutta, she helps them.
Stevie: Lepers! Lepers!
David: There's all these lepers.
Alexis: Stop yelling at her though!
David: It's the point of the game is the yell!
Mutt: She's a mother and has your cousin's name.
Twyla: Teresa? Mother Teresa!
Alexis: Yes!
David: You can't say mother! You can't say mother!
Mutt: She wasn't getting it.
Quote from David
David: No, that's it. I'm gonna call it a night. I'm gonna pack it in. Eric, don't look at my eye!
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: Why are you being such an old woman? I'm sorry that I wanted to have fun tonight and invite a few random guys over and try and make out with them, okay? You're not the only one dying in this town. It is boring and I am just trying to make the best of it. I'm really sorry everybody. No offence, okay?