David Quote #39
David: So I think I'm gonna go next door because your mess is making me anxious.
Alexis: What mess?
David: You know how clean my apartment was in New York. It was so clean. It was really clean.
Alexis: Well, it was very clean because you had a maid to keep it very clean for you.
David: No. I kept it clean after Cecilia cleaned. Anyway, I think it's best if we just take some space and um... I am looking forward to sleeping in a bed that his not made for a toddler.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Cabin’ Quotes
Quote from Moira
Alexis: Um, why don't you guys stay at the cabin for longer?
Moira: Oh, I would never just abandon you two in a motel in the middle of nowhere.
David: Didn't you once take the wrong baby home from preschool?
Moira: Alexis looked Chinese as an infant. How many times must I defend myself?
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: David, I just- I miss my life! And I miss doing things. And I miss being surrounded by loose acquaintances who think that I'm funny, and smart, and charming. Will you? Just a few people. Please. You can't tell me that you don't wanna hang out with people other than me.
David: Obviously.
Quote from Stevie
David: Obviously they need to be funny, and smart, and have well-rounded sense of humour and a wide range of knowledge.
Stevie: Oh, all those types of people move away from here.
David: That's funny.
Stevie: No, I'm serious.