David Quote #41
David: Okay, fine. Something small.
Alexis: Yes!
David: Like a little games night.
Alexis: Yes, like a small, little games night party.
David: No. Like a little games night period.
Alexis: Okay, fine. And then, if it turns into something else, it turns into something else.
David: Well, it won't 'cause there's only six people invited. Any more and game play gets too yelly.
Alexis: It gets very yelly. Okay, this party is gonna be-
David: It's not a party.
Alexis: -awesome!
David: It's not a party.
Alexis: So. Much. Fun! I'm so excited!
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Cabin’ Quotes
Quote from Moira
Alexis: Um, why don't you guys stay at the cabin for longer?
Moira: Oh, I would never just abandon you two in a motel in the middle of nowhere.
David: Didn't you once take the wrong baby home from preschool?
Moira: Alexis looked Chinese as an infant. How many times must I defend myself?
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: David, I just- I miss my life! And I miss doing things. And I miss being surrounded by loose acquaintances who think that I'm funny, and smart, and charming. Will you? Just a few people. Please. You can't tell me that you don't wanna hang out with people other than me.
David: Obviously.
Quote from Stevie
David: Obviously they need to be funny, and smart, and have well-rounded sense of humour and a wide range of knowledge.
Stevie: Oh, all those types of people move away from here.
David: That's funny.
Stevie: No, I'm serious.