Alexis: I love how we can just be silent with each other.
Mutt: Yeah.
Alexis: I mean, I definitely feel like we used to talk more at the beginning, but, um, it's good that we don't have to do that anymore. Because now we can just express how we feel through silence. [Mutt laughs] What?
Mutt: Nothing.
Alexis: What?
Mutt: It's just, you're talking about how nice it is not to talk, but you're still, talking about it.
Alexis: I mean, yeah, I'm not a mute!
Mutt: Well, that is an understatement.

Alexis: Are we having some non-fight fight or something? Because all I'm saying is that it's nice to not talk, but apparently I'm not allowed to say that?!
Mutt: No fight. It's not a fight. All I am saying is that you know, you need to talk about everything, and I don't.
Alexis: I don't need to talk about everything, I'm just saying that, if I stopped talking, then who knows when we're gonna start talking again. You know? [long silence]

Wendy: Are those my mannequins?
David: Yeah.
Wendy: Well, where are they going?!
David: Oh, I sold them on eBay.
Wendy: Well, what do you mean?
David: But don't worry, I'm using the money to buy other mannequins, ones that are a little less, um...
Wendy: Fun?
David: Porn-y.

Wendy: Well, the look and the smell here's very "woody", very funky. Now, David, you don't have to sell all my things off. You can use the company credit card.
David: Yeah, I used that, too.
Wendy: Oh. Well then, save all the receipts, because anything you buy for the store is a write off. The candles, and the jewellery stands...
David: No jewellery stands.
Wendy: No jewellery?
David: Noooo!
Wendy: No, David. Jewellery stands?

David: You know I just got back from a four-hour shift that mostly consisted of me sampling luxury candles so...
Johnny: Well, that's- That's a tough day.
David: Hmm.
Johnny: Why don't you grab yourself a cold one? You've earned it. Working man.
David: Thank you. There's nothing in here.
Johnny: Really?
David: Yeah.
Johnny: Oh, I must've taken the last one.
David: Okay.

Johnny: You know, for what it's worth, son, I just wanted to tell you, uh, how proud of you I am.
David: Thank you.
Johnny: I mean, you got this job all on your own, nobody had to make a call, nobody got involved, nobody had to pay somebody off.
David: What?

Alexis: But your beard is like, my favourite thing about you!
Mutt: My beard is your favourite thing about me?
Alexis: I said one of my favourite things.
Mutt: No, no, no, no. You said, "favourite thing!"
Alexis: I just woke up, and you have a different face. So there's just a lot going on right now!
Mutt: Yeah, tell me about it, I just found out that my girlfriend's favourite thing about me is the hair that grows out of my face!

Jennifer: Thank you for installing the ramp at the Post Office, but it's a little steep. I've tried it twice, and both times, I've been sort of shot back into traffic.
Roland: Yeah, but see the thing with a ramp is, it's kind of a momentum thing, you really gotta you know, give it a...

Moira: Attention please, council! I have a concern.
Ronnie: I was just hoping to be interrupted by a concerned citizen. Would you like to be added to the agenda, Moira?

Moira: This will take but a moment. I can't imagine you have anything more pressing this afternoon.
Ronnie: Well, actually, Jennifer had the floor.
Moira: Hello. You could've spoken up. Excuse me.