David Quote #134
Quote from David in Moira vs. Town Council
Wendy: Well, the look and the smell here's very "woody", very funky. Now, David, you don't have to sell all my things off. You can use the company credit card.
David: Yeah, I used that, too.
Wendy: Oh. Well then, save all the receipts, because anything you buy for the store is a write off. The candles, and the jewellery stands...
David: No jewellery stands.
Wendy: No jewellery?
David: Noooo!
Wendy: No, David. Jewellery stands?
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Moira vs. Town Council’ Quotes
Quote from Johnny
Johnny: Well, word to the wise, son, don't spend all your money at once.
David: I thought you weren't getting involved.
Johnny: No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm just saying, word to the wise, is all.
David: Okay, what does "word to the wise" even mean?
Johnny: Word to the wise. When you're speaking to somebody wise, you lis- You're cognizant of what they're saying. A wise person telling you... Anyway, just... Just, uh, keep that in mind, and, um, keep up the good work.
Quote from Johnny
Johnny: Hey, look at us, son, a couple of working stiffs back from the salt mines.
David: What?
Johnny: Two men, back from the mines.
David: What mines? What's that mean?
Johnny: It's a figure of speech.
David: Um, I don't get that.
Johnny: The salt mines! Back from when people mined.
David: Uh huh.
Johnny: When miners worked in the, salt industry, they'd come home, after digging salt. I don't know what it means!
Quote from Alexis
Mutt: Okay, what would we have talked about? It's my face.
Alexis: Um, you'd have said, uh, "Wow, Alexis, I'm thinking about shaving my beard." And then I would've said, "Hmm. No, Mutt, I don't think that that's the right journey for you at this point in time."
Mutt: Well, then I would've said, "Too bad." I shave like, every six months. Okay, you try growing a beard!
Alexis: I was a beard for a very well known actor, and I get it, it's uncomfortable.