Stevie: So if I need booze to get through my day, I can just write that off?
David: That's a stretch.
Stevie: But the skin care products you got this morning, those are a write off?

Roland: [to Moira] Yeah well, I was actually just gonna suggest that. Before you suggested it. Thank you.
Bob: [to Moira] So there was just one baby in prison, or there were more?

Twyla: Did you lose weight?
Mutt: I shaved my beard.
Twyla: Oh, I like it. You look younger.
Mutt: Thank you, Twyla. That means a lot.

Twyla: So, what can I get you guys?
Alexis: Um, what's the cake today?
Twyla: I'm sorry, did you just ask for cake? I'm not used to you ordering solid food.

Moira: Be careful on those stairs! Hey, next order of business, we install a ramp here.

Ronnie: You're a pain in the ass, but you get stuff done.
Moira: A delightful compliment.
Ronnie: Hmm, but those boxwood trees?
Moira: Oh yes, two sets, and if you know a good ceramicist...
Ronnie: I would lower your expectations. You're lucky if you get some daisies in a planter. But good work.

Alexis: David, will you please give me a hug?
David: Oh, okay, yes, yeah.
Alexis: Did you get new bedding?
David: Um, yeah, I did. But it's a write off, so I don't...

Johnny: Your mother has done something we can all be proud of.
David: Oh, did you pick up that random condom that was on the grass there?
Alexis: Ew. Yeah, whose was that?
David: I have no idea.
Johnny: No, that's not it. Not it.
Moira: They'll never see it. Throw it on the long list of things I've done for my children they don't appreciate.

Johnny: Your mother had these boxwoods put in.
David: Weren't those here before?
Moira: No. There was literally nothing here. It was a wasteland.
Alexis: Weren't there more plants here before?
Moira: No, there weren't! And there are more around town.
Johnny: Thanks to your mother.

David: Are we good with the plants, or?
Alexis: Can we go?
David: Yeah. Yeah, we're good.
Alexis: Okay. Oh, there's the condom right there, David.
David: Ew!
Alexis: Eww!