Moira: I'm going to be on council.
Johnny: We'll, that's the spirit. Positive thinking.
Moira: I won! Jocelyn quit the election.
Johnny: What?
Moira: She couldn't take it anymore.
Johnny: Well, think what you can do in four years.
Moira: Four years? No, no one said anything about four years.
Johnny: And-and the thought of working with Roland every day. I mean, that's I wouldn't even think about that.
Moira: Oh, John. What have I done?

Roland: Wait. Are you saying that I had something-
Johnny: I'm not pointing any fingers,
Roland: Uh-huh.
Johnny: But if I find out you had anything to do with this, even though you're acting like you don't-
Roland: Well, if I find out that you're accusing me of doing something I didn't do, then I'm going to accuse you of making false accusations.
Johnny: Fine. But if you're denying doing something you might have done and making me feel guilty For accusing you of something you claim you didn't do-
Roland: Ooh, is that a threat?
Johnny: I think so.
Roland: Because I don't wanna tell you how I respond to threats.
Johnny: And I don't wanna tell you how I respond to illegal political activity.
Roland: Okay, fine, then don't.
Johnny: Fine, I won't. Maybe.

Moira: Okay, stop. This is good. This is the first real money we've seen in a year.
Alexis: 'Kay, I think we definitely need to celebrate. Nothing big, just a little treat. Like a trip.
David: Okay. I can't believe that I'm the one to say this, but, um, shouldn't we be s- Shouldn't we be s-s-s... Should we be- Trying to sa- save this? Isn't- Shouldn't we be saving- Putting this in a bank? Isn't that what people do?

Moira: I was wondering if there's someone who's thinking, "Oh, this woman may not have many signs, but she has myriad qualities worth voting for. I must stop her!"
Johnny: So you think the signs were stolen?
Moira: Stolen? Ew! Is that what you think happened?
Johnny: Well, isn't that what you were implying?
Twyla: Who would do that?
Johnny: Well, I don't know. It's dirty pool. You can't sabotage someone's campaign and take their signs.
Moira: Please, please, everyone calm down! Well, I suppose if there's a silver lining in all this, it's that someone is imitated enough into thinking that I might be affecting this town's long-established voting patterns.

David: I have a question.
Johnny: Yes, your cologne is too strong.
David: Okay, I just put it on and it needs to breathe a bit, so...

David: I came in here to ask whether you knew anything about trademarking store names?
Johnny: Yeah. We had to deal with that from time to time at Rose Video.
David: Uh-huh. And did anyone ever ask you to stop using the name?
Johnny: No, but we went after other people for using it. I remember a-a "Rosie's Video" in Sao Paolo. That was a fun shakedown.

David: Yeah, I'm just thinking if it's a big chain and they want the name, surely you should be able to get more for it.
Johnny: Yeah, but is worth going to court to fight it?
David: Oh, I don't think Wendy can afford that. She can't even afford me anymore, so...
Johnny: Wait a minute. You were fired?
David: Technically, I would say I'm in a transition phase at the moment.

Moira: Look what's happened to us. These sign bandits have clearly created a culture of fear.

Jocelyn: I hope you know that I don't stand for dirty politics, Moira.
Moira: Oh no, you mustn't beat yourself up. You have your own signs to worry about. All two hundred of them.
Jocelyn: Well we're here to sing, aren't we? So let's sing!
Moira: Well said! Let us focus on tomorrow's show and not fan the flames of this provocative scandal any more than is necessary. Sing ladies if you can.

Alexis: Hey. [gasps] What're you shopping for?
David: I'm not shopping.
Alexis: Okay, well, I'm seeing a lot of women's tops, so if there's a minimum amount for free shipping can let me know before you order?