‘Lawn Signs’
Season 2, Episode 12 - Aired March 22, 2016
Dirty politics are suspected when Moira's lawn signs go missing. Meanwhile, David helps his boss negotiate a settlement with an international competitor.
Quote from David
Alexis: There is the travel. There are the meals. There is the shipping and the catering-
David: Which is very similar to the meals and not necessarily relevant, so...
Alexis: 'Kay. Well, the $10,000 doesn't even cover our legal fees, so-
Wendy: What?
David: Don't worry about that.
Alexis: And if we're gonna announce a new name, there has to be a whole relaunch event, and that involves event planners and, um, florists.
David: Okay, I think what my colleague is trying to say, is that our brand is very well established here, um, so we're going to require a higher compensation.
Quote from Moira
Moira: [on the phone] No, it's ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh. Ooh No! No, no, Gwen, you took the lower third. Well, could you please then? I've already locked mine in. Thanks, doll.
Quote from Moira
Moira: Though there's something you and I still need to discuss.
Jocelyn: The signs.
Moira: We both know that, in a heated campaign, one might use whatever resources one has to gain advantage.
Jocelyn: Yes.
Moira: Jocelyn, you have so many signs!
Jocelyn: I know. Roland got carried away and used his mayoral power to get people to put more signs on their lawns. And I just pretended it wasn't happening.
Moira: Roland forced constituents to put up signs through coercion?
Jocelyn: That's what we're talking about, right?
Moira: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yeah. I just was helping you explain, so you... Because you seem so upset by it all.
Quote from David
Wendy: David, come on in! Here, have a seat. Lisa got back to me. She dropped off a cheque. It's a big cheque, David.
David: Oh, thank God!
Wendy: It's a big fucking cheque!
David: Oh. [laughs] Um, you don't mean one of those big lottery cheque, right?
Wendy: No.
Quote from David
Wendy: I love your enthusiasm, but I think I'm going to take some time for my family, for me, and close the store.
David: Oh, okay.
Wendy: But I appreciate all you've done, and I want you to have this, you and Alexis.
David: Well, Alexis didn't do that much. Oh. Oh, my God.
Wendy: And I hope this helps get you on your feet. And do something interesting. You always do.
David: I can't accept this. [putting cheque in his pocket]
Quote from David
Alexis: So $40,000?!
Moira: Oh, that's a lot of money.
Johnny: Wow! Even divided amongst the four of us.
David: Divided? I'm the one who negotiated all of this.
Alexis: Um, with my help, David.
Johnny: I believe I offered advice.
David: You said Wendy should cave and take the first offer. What you gave was the opposite of advice.
Quote from David
Alexis: Maybe we could do manicures.
David: I could a manicure. The three of us should go.
Alexis: Yes!
Moira: Long overdue.
Alexis: Yeah, that's a good idea.
Johnny: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Just 'cause I do my own nails doesn't mean, you know, I wouldn't go-
David: 'Kay, they're just expensive and you wouldn't really appreciate them.