Moira: I was wondering if there's someone who's thinking, "Oh, this woman may not have many signs, but she has myriad qualities worth voting for. I must stop her!"
Johnny: So you think the signs were stolen?
Moira: Stolen? Ew! Is that what you think happened?
Johnny: Well, isn't that what you were implying?
Twyla: Who would do that?
Johnny: Well, I don't know. It's dirty pool. You can't sabotage someone's campaign and take their signs.
Moira: Please, please, everyone calm down! Well, I suppose if there's a silver lining in all this, it's that someone is imitated enough into thinking that I might be affecting this town's long-established voting patterns.