Moira Quote #263
Quote from Moira in Lawn Signs
Moira: I'm going to be on council.
Johnny: We'll, that's the spirit. Positive thinking.
Moira: I won! Jocelyn quit the election.
Johnny: What?
Moira: She couldn't take it anymore.
Johnny: Well, think what you can do in four years.
Moira: Four years? No, no one said anything about four years.
Johnny: And-and the thought of working with Roland every day. I mean, that's I wouldn't even think about that.
Moira: Oh, John. What have I done?
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Lawn Signs’ Quotes
Quote from Moira
Johnny: You took your signs? I didn't know you took the signs. Why would you take your own signs?
Moira: Well, I couldn't very well take Jocelyn's. That would be stealing and I'm running a clean campaign.
Johnny: You call this a clean campaign?
Moira: Politics 101, John. When you have limited resources, your best course of action is to create a stir. It's exciting. It's fun. It's like that episode of Sunrise Bay when I stole my own bébé.
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: Okay, I just really think you should stay out of it, David. You're not good under pressure.
David: And you are?
Alexis: Um, I'm sorry. Were you picked up by the South Korean Secret Police on New Year's? I had to sweet talk the consulate's lawyer to get me a passport before midnight.
Quote from Twyla
Moira: Ugh! My campaign signs have gone missing.
Johnny: What?
Twyla: You had election signs?
Moira: Yes! All of them! Gone!
Twyla: Wow. Maybe people were mowing their lawns.
Johnny: Well, it's probably just kids.
Moira: What if there's a more sinister explanation?
Twyla: Oh, like the wind.