Winston: Gotcha! [laughs] Prank Sinatra, baby!
Cece: What?
Schmidt: I don't get it. The truck is the prank? What, did you pay the rental fee? Winston, that's just nice.
Winston: You didn't have to move.
Nick: Yes, we did have to move, you idiot. We got evicted.
Jess: What is he talking about?
Nick: I have no idea.
Winston: Engram Pattersky. If you rearrange those letters, what does it spell?
Jess: "My greatest prank."
Winston: My greatest prank!

Cece: I really miss the old days when I would just drop in every now and then and pick up a suitcase or something.

Jess: Wait, are you Engram Pattersky? Winston, you were in the loft when all of the notices slid under the door.
Winston: I had some help.
[flashback to Sadie sliding a flyer under the door:]
Sadie: Thanks for the wedding invite. I work at that hospital.
[flashback to Dr. Foster and Biology Teacher sliding a flyer under the door:]
Both: One, two, three, slide.
Dr. Foster: Winston was right. This was a two-man job.
Biology Teacher: Hell yeah.
[present:]
Jess: But I checked. Everyone's getting evicted. They're turning it into a non-residential space.
Winston: Oh, who did you check with?
Jess: I hope it was someone important.
[flashback:]
Fawn Moscato: [on the phone] Sorry, Jess. Nothing I can do about zoning laws. My hands are tied. [whispers to Winston:] Write the check. [on the phone] Oh. Uh-huh. [to Winston] Add a zero.
Winston: Yeah, okay.

Jess: What?! We didn't have to move?
Winston: Hell no! You didn't have to move.
Jess: When did you have time to do all this? You have a baby.
Winston: Well, I got two babies: Dan Bill and this prank.
Nick: This is a really stupid thing you did.
Winston: You should see your face. This is what you look like. [laughs] [imitating Jess] "What?" [laughing] Y'all look so dumb. Look at you, Nick. This is you, Nick.
Nick: [grunts] [shrieks] Okay, it's done. Everybody in the truck. Let's go. We're leaving.

Nick: We got an eviction notice. They're kicking us out in 24 hours. Some evil company called Engram Pattersky Management Group bought the building.
Jess: Yeah, they're kicking us out on our... "too-tookuses."
Schmidt: You trying to say "tuchases"?
Jess: "Tuchaseses."
Schmidt: "Tuchas"?
Jess: "Tookases."

Jess: You guys were just playing along with this? I thought you were just starting to feel something. Wait. Am I the one who's in denial about leaving this place?
Schmidt: Ugh, you sweet, goblin-eyed dum-dum.

Winston: You know, I spent six months building the Engram Pattersky website. And you guys didn't even visit the office. What's happening, y'all? So, was the prank too small? You know, I've been guilty of that in the past.
Schmidt: Too big, man. Way too big.
Jess: I don't know. I think it was just right.
All: Too big.
Schmidt: Definitely too big.
Cece: Way too big.
Nick: Ridiculous.

Jess: I hate to be the bearer of truly terrible news...
Cece: Jess, can you please tell us? I'm so scared.
Jess: You should be. This is... [sighs] this is life-changing stuff. Brace yourselves. Nick and I are... moving out of the loft.
Winston: That's it?
Cece: Okay.
Schmidt: That's what you called us here for? Why do you always think like a character in The Baby-Sitters Club?

Jess: ...moving out of the loft.
Schmidt: Okay, if you're moving out tomorrow, why have you not packed yet?
Jess: Don't packing-shame us! We're well on our way.
Nick: We got four boxes right there. I ran out of tape, so I started using glue. We'll see how it holds up.

Winston: Cool. Anyway, uh, I'm taking off. Hey, let me know when you have the housewarming for your new place. I'll bring the succulents.
Cece: You never brought us succulents. We love succulents.
Winston: Ah, you got me. I don't know what a succulent is. I just said that so I can get the hell out of here. [ chuckles] But I really do got to get going. It's my turn to nurse the baby.
Schmidt: How does he...
Cece: It's a whole thing.