Winston Quote #890
Quote from Winston in Engram Pattersky
Winston: Gotcha! [laughs] Prank Sinatra, baby!
Cece: What?
Schmidt: I don't get it. The truck is the prank? What, did you pay the rental fee? Winston, that's just nice.
Winston: You didn't have to move.
Nick: Yes, we did have to move, you idiot. We got evicted.
Jess: What is he talking about?
Nick: I have no idea.
Winston: Engram Pattersky. If you rearrange those letters, what does it spell?
Jess: "My greatest prank."
Winston: My greatest prank!
Features in the collection: Winston Bishop's Pranks and Mess Arounds.
New Girl Quotes
‘Winston Bishop's Pranks and Mess Arounds’
Winston: All right, everybody stop! Wherever you are right now, just sit down! Okay, now, Saturday is a day for sleeping, and damn it, you will not take that away from me! You, give her her scarf back. Finders keepers is not a thing. You, get out of my house!
Holly: Who are you?
Winston: Who am I? Who am I? Well, I am Theodore K. Mullins. And Nick is my lover on the down low. Tell her, Nick. Tell her how it really goes down in apartment 4D. Oh, great Negro spiritual, please come down and loose these chains on this woman! Flesh on flesh. When the lights are off, we are all the same.
Nick: Not true.
Winston: Dear lord, help me, Father! Get out of my house. Get out of my house!
Quote from Winston in Big Mama P
Winston: Oh, she's gonna get hers.
Jess: No, no, Winston, no. What did you do? No pranks.
Schmidt: Such bad timing.
Winston: Hey, Mrs. Parikh. Check your shoe. [Winston snickers] Tickle foot! [laughs] I put a feather in your shoe! [laughing]
Jess: Too small, dude. Way too small.
‘Engram Pattersky’ Quotes
Quote from Cece
Cece: I really miss the old days when I would just drop in every now and then and pick up a suitcase or something.
Quote from Winston
Jess: What?! We didn't have to move?
Winston: Hell no! You didn't have to move.
Jess: When did you have time to do all this? You have a baby.
Winston: Well, I got two babies: Dan Bill and this prank.
Nick: This is a really stupid thing you did.
Winston: You should see your face. This is what you look like. [laughs] [imitating Jess] "What?" [laughing] Y'all look so dumb. Look at you, Nick. This is you, Nick.
Nick: [grunts] [shrieks] Okay, it's done. Everybody in the truck. Let's go. We're leaving.
Quote from Winston
Jess: Wait, are you Engram Pattersky? Winston, you were in the loft when all of the notices slid under the door.
Winston: I had some help.
[flashback to Sadie sliding a flyer under the door:]
Sadie: Thanks for the wedding invite. I work at that hospital.
[flashback to Dr. Foster and Biology Teacher sliding a flyer under the door:]
Both: One, two, three, slide.
Dr. Foster: Winston was right. This was a two-man job.
Biology Teacher: Hell yeah.
[present:]
Jess: But I checked. Everyone's getting evicted. They're turning it into a non-residential space.
Winston: Oh, who did you check with?
Jess: I hope it was someone important.
[flashback:]
Fawn Moscato: [on the phone] Sorry, Jess. Nothing I can do about zoning laws. My hands are tied. [whispers to Winston:] Write the check. [on the phone] Oh. Uh-huh. [to Winston] Add a zero.
Winston: Yeah, okay.