Quote from Schmidt in Engram Pattersky
Jess: I hate to be the bearer of truly terrible news... Cece: Jess, can you please tell us? I'm so scared. Jess: You should be. This is... [sighs] this is life-changing stuff. Brace yourselves. Nick and I are... moving out of the loft. Winston: That's it? Cece: Okay. Schmidt: That's what you called us here for? Why do you always think like a character in The Baby-Sitters Club?