Cameron: Luke, phone.
Luke: [answering phone] Friends of the Third Street-
Cameron: Is that Mitchell? What's taking him?
Luke: No, it's not Mitchell. It's- I don't understand his name.
Cameron: Hello? Oh, hi, Longinus.

Cameron: [on the phone] Listen. Did you get my message? About the Chiavari chairs I want you to bring 'em when you come. What do you mean, you're not not coming? Well, that's not possible. Mitch Mitch mailed them weeks ago. What about Pepper? Did he get his? And L'Michael? And Steven and Stefan? And Bob? I have to go.

Haley: Uh, so your table is right here.
Claire: Oh, honey, would you mind getting us a couple drinks? I would love an iced tea.
Phil: Same, please.
Alex: I'll have a mango-kiwi smoothie, yogurt instead of ice cream, and make it low-fat. I wanna look good when I'm riding in your new car.

Waitress: Were you all done here?
Haley: A-Actually, no. Um, I will have more iced tea, another iced tea and a mango-kiwi smoothie, all ice cream. I'm pregnant.

Alex: I wanna hear the specials.
Haley: Uh, we're out of specials.
Alex: What were they?
Haley: Popular. Which you wouldn't understand.

Claire: I take it you haven't had your conversation with Gloria yet?
Jay: It's gettin' worse. She sang all the way here. We passed two cars, the dogs stuck their heads back inside the window.

Cameron: What are we gonna do?
Luke: I could start a fire.
Cameron: No. Well, keep that in your back pocket.

Claire: Last night I know I got kind of carried away.
Phil: No, you don't need to apologize.
Claire: I don't think that I was apologi-
Phil: You were right to be mad.
Claire: Sometimes I just feel like I have to scream to let you know how upset I am. But you get it now, right?
Phil: I do...
[aside to camera:]
Phil: Not. No idea whatsoever. Oh, if I knew. But no.
[back:]
Claire: Good. So let's pretend the whole thing never happened.
Phil: What were we even fighting about, huh?

Luke: What the heck happened in here? The raccoon get through the dog door again?
Phil: Yep. The raccoon got in and your mom fought it off with the fire extinguisher.
Luke: You're a mess. Are you okay?
Phil: Careful, buddy. Not today. I think you look beautiful.
Claire: Save it.

Cameron: Grab the other end of this and help me get it out of here. I have to start setting up the chairs for tonight.
Mitchell: Oh, tonight? What's tonight?
Cameron: Are you kidding me? This is what I'm talking about, Mitchell. You never listen when I-
Mitchell: It's a fund-raiser for The Friends of the Third Street Overpass Music Society. Two harpists are performing. You're anxious 'cause Andrew your nemesis from the steering committee, ran the event last year and you want to upstage him. I was kidding.
Cameron: Ha.