‘Manny Get Your Gun’
Season 2, Episode 8 - Aired November 17, 2010
Before the family gathers at a restaurant to celebrate Manny's birthday, Phil and Claire race to get there the quickest, Jay and Gloria fall out over a set of missing keys, and Cameron and Mitch are distracted at a mall. Meanwhile, the birthday boy feels he's missed out on his childhood.
Quote from Gloria
Jay: You know, we wouldn't be having this problem if you hadn't lost the spare set.
Gloria: I didn't lose them. Somebody came in here and stole them.
Jay: And left the car.
Quote from Manny
Manny: What do you mean, I was born 16?
Jay: I'm just saying, you were never much of a kid and that's a good thing, 'cause I never liked kids.
Quote from Gloria
Jay: You ought to try the fridge 'cause that's where we found your cell phone.
Gloria: It was only one time, Jay and you know I always eat after I talk to my mother.
Quote from Manny
Manny: [aside to camera] Well, I've forgotten a lot of things in my life but what Jay said hit me hard. I'd forgotten to have a childhood.
Quote from Phil
Alex: Dad, that was a stop sign.
Phil: I'll stop twice on the way back.
Haley: Oh, good. It'll give us a chance to pick up that hubcap you lost cutting through the temple parking lot.
Alex: Yellow. Yellow!
Quote from Claire
Luke: How come you and Dad are breaking up?
Claire: What?
Luke: It was just a little disagreement. Can't you just work it out?
Claire: Oh, sweetie, you thought that when I said we were splitting up... No. No, your dad and I are fine, honey. We just were gonna take separate cars to see who could get to the restaurant faster.
Luke: Oh, that's a relief.
Claire: Oh, you must have been feeling awful back there. I am so sorry.
Luke: It's okay.
Claire: [pulling car over] Why did you say you'd go with your dad?
Quote from Phil
Alex: Great. Mom gets to be right again.
Phil: Hey, bad attitudes lose races.
Haley: No, swerving into a curb and popping your tire loses races.
Alex: We should call the cops and say Mom's car was stolen. They arrest her, we win.
Phil: No, they trace those calls. But this is great. Thinking like a team. Good practice for family camp.
Haley: We're, uh- We're doing that again?
Phil: Oh, yeah. And this year I predict total White domination.
Quote from Haley
Haley: [aside to camera] Mm-hmm. Can't go back there.
Alex: I heard this summer, there's gonna be a hoedown.
Haley: I can't. [walking off]
Alex: Haley!
Haley: I can't! I can't.