Craig Quote #69
Quote from Craig in Malcolm Holds His Tongue
Reese: Now, I know a hip guy like you keeps up with the current music scene. It's awfully short notice and you're probably not even available.
Craig: What are you talking about?
Reese: There's a concert this Saturday, and Alison and I were wondering if you'd like to go.
Craig: You want me to go to a concert with you?
Reese: Yeah, pretty much. But the real fun part is the drive there and the drive back. But I don't have to tell you, right? I mean, look who I'm talking to a single, middle-aged guy with a cat? You know all about the dating scene.
Craig: Well, sure, that's my rep, but...
Reese: I mean, it's not like you're even excited to go out on a real date. It's not like it's something that you'd be bragging about for weeks
Craig: [laughs] Of course not. I mean, who cares? But if people were to ask, I'm not forbidden to tell them, am I?
Reese: Not at all. This is going to be great.
Craig: And you say I can tell people, right?
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Malcolm Holds His Tongue’ Quotes
Quote from Stevie
Malcolm: What the hell is wrong with me?! Why can't I just learn to shut up?
Stevie: We're... the same. We speak... before... we think.
Quote from Malcolm
Lois: A peptic ulcer? How did you manage to get a peptic ulcer? The doctor said you have the stomach lining of a 60-year-old air traffic controller. You are a teenager, for God's sake. What do you have to be stressed about?!
Malcolm: For your information, I just spent the past three hours on a gurney next to a guy who is still trying to smoke out of the hole in his neck. And the jackass who put in this I.V. couldn't find a vein with two hands and a flashlight! My call button doesn't work! These stupid sheets are itchy. There's only one channel on the TV. And what's this about a bedpan?!
Quote from Hal
Hal: "...and everyone but the rabbit lived happily ever after." And the moral of that fable, son, is that turtles are pathological liars who won't give you their gold.
Dewey: Got it.
[Hal is mesmerized as he sees a power walking team pass through the park]
Dewey: Dad?
Hal: It's like watching the gods return to Olympus.