Quote from Hal in Malcolm Holds His Tongue
Hal: "...and everyone but the rabbit lived happily ever after." And the moral of that fable, son, is that turtles are pathological liars who won't give you their gold. Dewey: Got it. [Hal is mesmerized as he sees a power walking team pass through the park] Dewey: Dad? Hal: It's like watching the gods return to Olympus.