Reese: Now, I know a hip guy like you keeps up with the current music scene. It's awfully short notice and you're probably not even available.
Craig: What are you talking about?
Reese: There's a concert this Saturday, and Alison and I were wondering if you'd like to go.
Craig: You want me to go to a concert with you?
Reese: Yeah, pretty much. But the real fun part is the drive there and the drive back. But I don't have to tell you, right? I mean, look who I'm talking to a single, middle-aged guy with a cat? You know all about the dating scene.
Craig: Well, sure, that's my rep, but...
Reese: I mean, it's not like you're even excited to go out on a real date. It's not like it's something that you'd be bragging about for weeks
Craig: [laughs] Of course not. I mean, who cares? But if people were to ask, I'm not forbidden to tell them, am I?
Reese: Not at all. This is going to be great.
Craig: And you say I can tell people, right?