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Gilmore Girls: Say Goodnight, Gracie

320. Say Goodnight, Gracie

Aired May 6, 2003

Lorelai and Sookie are sad when bakery owner Fran dies, but they can't hide their excitement at the prospect of buying her inn. Meanwhile, Dean has a surprising announcement, while Lane awaits the punishment for her drunken call to her mother.

Quote from Miss Patty

Miss Patty: Now it all starts.
Lorelai: What all starts, honey?
Miss Patty: First Fran, then the rest of us.
Lorelai: Patty, it's not the plague. It was just her time.
Miss Patty: I can't go.
Lorelai: Yes, you can. Come on.
Miss Patty: No, just leave me.
Lorelai: I'm gonna get her to the church.
Rory: I'll meet you there.
Lorelai: Come on, let's go.
Miss Patty: You know, it's times like these that you realize what is truly important in your life. I'm so glad I had all that sex. [sobs]


Quote from Luke

Luke: I'm in bed. I have ten more minutes to sleep. Not a lot of time in the grand scheme of things, but still, ten minutes is ten minutes. You know what I mean.
Lorelai: Sure, yeah.
Rory: Ten minutes is great.
Luke: And then the phone rings, and it just rings and rings and rings and rings, so I pick it up.
Lorelai: And then hopefully got your hearing checked.
Luke: Can I finish my story?
Lorelai: I'm just saying, that's a lot of rings.
Luke: And on the other end of the phone is someone named John who says he's Kyle's father, and Kyle threw a party last night without permission. And two guys got into a fight and tore the place apart, so John wants me to come down and take a look at the damage and discuss some sort of solution to the problem of the damages. Now, I don't know John, and I certainly don't know Kyle, but I do know someone who would get into a fight at a party and leave the place completely trashed. It's a wild guess, but I think his name rhymes with Tess. So here I am, heading in there to talk to John about Kyle and discuss what is to be done about the Hummel.
Lorelai: The what?
Luke: Exactly.

Quote from Kirk

Taylor Doose: I come to announce to one and all that the day we all thought would never get here has arrived.
Kirk: Arbor Day?
Taylor Doose: No.
Kirk: The Day of Reckoning?
Taylor Doose: No.
Kirk: The day the music died?
Taylor Doose: Kirk.

Quote from Rory

Lorelai: Your first cop-raided party. I am just so proud.
Rory: Mom.
Lorelai: I just wish I could've been there.
Rory: It was no big deal.
Lorelai: Did they bring the paddywagon?
Rory: Yeah, but then we snuck out the backdoor of the speak-easy and headed straight for the Algonquin.
Lorelai: How was Benchley?
Rory: Drunk again.

Quote from Lorelai

Lorelai: So not only did you go to a cop-raided party but you started the raid?
Rory: Yes.
Lorelai: This fence is broken because of you, this crap is on the ground because of you.
Rory: What's your point?
Lorelai: [sings] Did you ever know that you're my hero?
Rory: Oh my God!
Lorelai: [sings] You're everything I would like to be. And I could fly higher than an eagle, 'cause you are the wind beneath my wings.

Quote from Lane

Rory: So, how are you? How were things last night?
Lane: You mean, after my drunken call to my mother?
Rory: Yeah. What happened when you got home?
Lane: I'm not sure.
Rory: What do you mean you're not sure?
Lane: Well, after I finished with my Farelly brothers' audition in the bushes thank you for the hair-holding, by the way.
Rory: Anytime.
Lane: Dave dropped me off at home. He wanted to come in, but he's an only child and I saw no reason for his family line to end with him, so I went in and he left.
Rory: And?
Lane: The place was dark.
Rory: No Mrs. Kim?
Lane: No Mrs. Kim.
Rory: No Mrs. Kim.

Quote from Lane

Lane: So, of course, I panicked. What does this mean? I mean, when I come home ten minutes late from bible study, she has a cow. But I call her drunk, tell her I'm at a party, I'm a drummer in a band, and I'm in love with a non-Korean... I expected there to be backup aunts, uncles, cousins pulled out from villages I've never heard of, but nothing.
Rory: I don't understand.
Lane: So I go upstairs to make sure everything's okay. I look in her room and she's in bed asleep.
Rory: No.
Lane: Then this morning, I get up, I go in the kitchen where she's making breakfast and I say, "Good morning, Mama."
Rory: And?
Lane: She turns around, looks right at me and says, "Good morning, Lane."
Rory: Really?
Lane: And those were the last words she's said to me all day.
Rory: So she's freezing you out?
Lane: No, it was more Stepford than cold. You know, very calm, very serene.

Quote from Rory

Rory: Okay, well, let's think. Maybe she didn't hear you.
Lane: I was drunk, I could've slurred.
Rory: Exactly. Maybe she thought you said you were at a smarty, playing clock music, drinking fear, and in love with Rave Smitchalsky.
Lane: And how would that be better?
Rory: It's much less clear.

Quote from Lane

Rory: You have to talk to her, Lane.
Lane: I can't talk to her.
Rory: Well, what are you going to do?
Lane: Well, first off, I volunteered to work this table for the next two months. Plus, I told her I'd go to that Seventh Day Adventist college in Hartford and live at home.
Rory: Lane, no.
Lane: And I told Dave to forget about the prom. There's no way that's gonna happen.
Rory: I'm sorry.
Lane: Don't be, it's my fault.

Quote from Lorelai

Emily: [on the phone] May I speak with Rory please?
Lorelai: No, you can't speak with Rory.
Emily: Why not?
Lorelai: Because I called you.
Emily: So what?
Lorelai: You don't get to request a switch when a person calls you.
Emily: I'm sure she's standing right there.
Lorelai: Not the point. If you wanna talk to Rory, you have to call. Then when I answer the phone, you can ask for Rory. But you didn't call, I called, so you cannot ask for Rory.

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