Luke Quote #381
Quote from Luke in That's What You Get, Folks, For Makin' Whoopee
Luke: I know I was a jerk. I was just mad.
Lorelai: I was the jerk. I was such a jerk.
Luke: I'm not mad anymore. Well... That's not true, but I won't be, you know, eventually. Really.
Lorelai: Yeah?
Luke: Yeah.
Lorelai: Okay.
Luke: It's not your fault. It's not my fault. It's just, we're not right together, you know? You're you, I'm me. I just want to stop pretending we're something else. I mean, you don't belong with me. You belong with someone like Christopher, and I just... Let's just stop fighting it, okay? And you go back to being Lorelai Gilmore. And I'll go back to being the guy in the diner who pours your coffee.
Lorelai: My hand's getting cold.
Luke: Okay.
Lorelai: Okay.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘That's What You Get, Folks, For Makin' Whoopee’ Quotes
Quote from Rory
Rory: And, already, you are way ahead of a lot of people as far as parenting skills go. Like Britney. Britney Spears does not know which end of a baby goes up. And Courtney Love? She's no June Cleaver.
Lane: Yeah, I bet I could be a better mother than Courtney Love.
Rory: My sock drawer could be a better mother than Courtney Love. But, yes, of course you would be. And Michael Jackson. You know not to name a child "Blanket."
Lane: I do know that. Do not name your baby after an inanimate object.
Rory: See? Way ahead of the pack.
Lane: Yeah. Hey I wonder if Blanket ever met Tom and Katie's baby, Pillow.
Rory: Yeah, that would be a perfect playdate.
Lane: Yeah, when it's nap time, they would be totally set.
Rory: And then they could invite Gwyneth's Apple over afterward for a little snack.
Lane: Banjo, Rachel Griffiths' baby, could play for them.
Rory: And then they could all jump in Mia Farrow's Satchel and make fun of, uh... what's his face?
Lane: Oh, Pilot Inspektor Lee.
Rory: Yeah. [both chuckle]
Quote from Lorelai
Rory: So why'd you get up so early?
Lorelai: Mm, well, couldn't sleep. And, initially, I was at a loss. I mean, how would I pass the time until my one and only offspring, the fruit of my loins-
Rory: Too early.
Lorelai: ...loin fruit that she is, straggled out of bed to grace me with her presence? But then I asked myself, "W.W.T.B.F.C.D.?" And it came to me in a flash. "I'm gonna make waffles."
Rory: "What would the Barefoot Contessa do?"
Lorelai: Exactly.
Rory: Barefoot's one word.
Lorelai: Shut up, loin fruit.
Quote from Lane
Lane: You can drop the act, Rory. It's okay. I've known the real deal about Santa Claus for years. And now I know about sex.
Rory: Lane.
Lane: You know what's funny? I really thought my mother was being an insane prude when she said that sex was horrible for women. But now I can see that, in fact, my mother was the only woman who wasn't willing to maintain this ridiculous, pervasive, media-supported charade.
Rory: What ridiculous, pervasive, media-supported charade?
Lane: That sex is normal. That sex is a wonderful part of life. That sex is sexy. I mean, can we just not admit it? Sex is not sexy. Sex is horrible.
Rory: Sex doesn't have to be horrible.
Lane: In a way, I'm impressed with the depth of the conspiracy. If you think about it, it says something about the potential power of women that the entire gender could collude in creating the "sex is sexy" myth.