Ross: Listen, man, about the stripper.
Joey: Yeah?
Ross: Good call.

Joey: It was great meeting you. If any of my friends ever get married, or have a birthday, or a Tuesday-

Joey: I don't know what to do. I called the company that sent her, and they don't care. I called 911 and they yelled at me. If this isn't an emergency, then what is?

Ross: The guys from work had a blast. You know, one of them had never been to a bachelor party before. And another one had never been to a party before.

Ross: That ring? When my grandmother first came to this country that ring and the clothes on her back were all she had with her.
Chandler: So you might say that the ring is irreplaceable.
Ross: Absolutely. It's been in my family for generations. And every bride who's worn it has lived a long and happy life.
Chandler: So you might say it's a magic ring.
Joey: [laughing] Yeah, the stripper stole it.

Ross: All right. I'm going to call the cops.
Joey: Dude, I screwed up. But you don't have to turn me in.

Chandler: What if we just called her, used a fake name and had her come to my office?
Joey: That sounds like fun, but we got a ring to find.

Monica: You can't have the baby here. I haven't sterilized the apartment since the guys moved out.

Ross: We know you took it. Just save yourself some time and confess.
Stripper: Okay, Who are you, the Hardy Boys?

Phoebe: It's just usually when you're done with the pregnant thing, you get to do the mom thing.
But I'm going to sitting around in my leather pants, drinking tequila.
Monica: Some moms do that.
Phoebe: Yeah, that's even sadder.