Ross Quote #905

Quote from Ross in The One with the Vows

Joey: Hey, Ross, you've done this before. What did you say when you made up your vows?
Ross: Well, with Carol I promised to never love another woman until the day I die. She made no such promise.

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 ‘The One with the Vows’ Quotes

Quote from Phoebe

Ross: I can't believe in four weeks they're gonna be married.
Phoebe: Well, let's just hope it works. You know, 9 out of 10 marriages end in divorce.
Ross: Phoebe, that's not true.
Phoebe: Yeah, you're right. How's the missus?

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: You know, your friends getting married, it's gotta change things.
Rachel: You really think it'll be that different?
Phoebe: How can it not be? I mean, pretty soon they're gonna be having kids and then they're just going to be hanging out with other couples who have kids. And then maybe they're going to have to leave the city to be near a Volvo dealership.

Quote from Joey

Ross: How did you write this?
Chandler: I stole Monica's and changed the name. Ssh.
Ross: You can't do that.
Joey: If he goes first he can.