Phoebe: So where are you going, Mr. Suit-ey man?
Chandler: Well, I have an appointment with Dr. Robert Pilman, career counselor-a-go-go! I added the "a-go-go."

Phoebe: Oh, I know what you can make. I know. You should make that thing with the stuff.
You know that thing with the stuff? Okay, I don't know.

Chandler: Who are you going out with?
Phoebe: Oh, is this the bug lady?
Rachel: [as bug lady] "I love you, Ross."

Joey: So back to your place? You thinking maybe. [suggestive noise]
Ross: Well, I don't know. I'm hoping. [suggestive noise]
Joey: I'm telling you, that monkey is a chick magnet. She's going to take one look at his cute, furry, little face and it'll seal the deal.

Monica: Okay, try this salmon mousse.
Joey: It's good.
Monica: Is it better than the other salmon mousse?
Joey: It's creamier.
Monica: Yeah? Well, is that better?
Joey: I don't know. We're talking about whipped fish, Monica. I'm just happy I'm keeping it down, you know.

Chandler: Can you believe it? Don't I seem like I should be doing something really, really cool? You know, I just always pictured myself doing something. Something!
Rachel: Oh, Chandler, I know, I know. Oh hey, you can see your nipples through this shirt.

Chandler: Hey, Mr. Costilick. How's life on the 1 5th floor? Yeah, I miss you too. It's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home.

Phoebe: Wow! It's huge! It's so much bigger than the cubicle. Oh, this is a cube!
Chandler: Look at this.
Phoebe: Oh, you have a window!
Chandler: Yes, indeed-y. With a beautiful view of-
Phoebe: Oh, look! That guy's peeing!
Chandler: Okay, that's enough of the view.

Phoebe: Everything smells so delicious. I can't remember ever smelling such a delicious combination of- [Monica signals to Phoebe to shut up] Okay, smells.

Ross: Don't worry. You'll get there. You're an amazing chef.
Phoebe: Yeah. You know all those yummy noises? I wasn't faking.