‘The One with the Stoned Guy’
Season 1, Episode 15 - Aired February 16, 1995
Monica has a horrific job interview when the restaurant owner, a massage client of Phoebe's, shows up at the apartment stoned. Meanwhile, fearing that his "temporary" job has become permanent, Chandler quits, while Ross needs Joey's help to "talk dirty".
Quote from Ross
Joey: So, how did it go with Celia?
Ross: Oh, I was unbelievable.
Joey: All right, Ross!
Ross: I was the James Michener of dirty talk. It was the most elaborate filth you have ever heard. I mean, there were characters, plot lines, themes, a motif. At one point, there were villagers.
Joey: And?
Ross: Well, um, you know, by the time we had finished with all the dirty talk it was kind of late late and we were both exhausted, so-
Joey: You cuddled.
Ross: Yeah, which was nice.